Ex. " I'm planning on sprung fucking a random guy/girl at the party tonight to forget about my ex. "
by tu mama imbecil May 21, 2016
just one moment, i need a bandaid, -i've just fucking sprung a leak!!
that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!
after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!
after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2010
An erect man sausage thats so erect, so fast, its as if its a monkey jumping at you from within your pants
Blaze was so happy to walk in on arron taking a dump in the shower that he was totally sprung monkey all over the place!
by RYTOE November 6, 2003
by CKris April 2, 2006
When two couples have been dating for ONLY two months or less and telling each other "I love you" & talking about each other on FB and posting some annoying ass lovey Dovey bullshit on each others profile thinking its cute, but in reality, its annoying as fuck...
Guy post status about GF: I love her so much. I wanna marry her!
Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung
Friend comments: HOW FUCKING CUTE! And how long have you two been dating now? two months? a week?
GTFO you're Facebook Sprung
by koolpool13 May 31, 2012
The state of one having been undeniably bitch slapped by love. You can often spot an individual in this condition by the constant sighing, bouts of self doubt, glazed look in the eye, random goofiness, and the doodling of hearts in their trapper keeper. Please note; the more that one protests that one is not in this condition, the more likely it is that they actually have it pretty effing bad.
Girl 1: "Where'd he take you on your date?"
Girl 2: "Red Lobster."
Girl 1: "Girrrl. He sprung like a slinky."
Girl 2: "Red Lobster."
Girl 1: "Girrrl. He sprung like a slinky."
by Dr. Mel April 20, 2010
father: Adam, spring has sprung. I don't want to save your sinking Titanic. Now get up and do you homework, it's your last year of high school. If you fail this year, you would have done diddly-squat with your private education.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
son: I didn't do diddly-squat, or what you called diddly-squat with my education; I play guitar in the high school music band
father : yup that counts as diddly-squat in a private school. Go study mechanical engineering or something.
by Sexydimma April 9, 2014