Slang phrase intended to express to others an extreme urge to masturbate to, or feelings of sexual attraction to characters from the mobile game Azur Lane, without directly stating it. Used most commonly in official Discord servers for Roblox games to avoid punishment from moderators.
by sg June 27, 2022
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The status reached when you upload many short, low-res, usually worthless videos that are presumably meant to be funny to YouTube, sometimes 20 or 30 a day. Pioneered by channels such as Preston Garvey and jjxmb.
I uploaded a ton of videoclips I found in a meme thread on Discord to youtube, so I guess I've reached shitpost status!
by TheRealDiamond02 December 5, 2020
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A format of low quality usually 2-3 second clips consisting of random humour pulled from the depths of discord channels, subreddits but never the person you'd see post it. This trend has been pioneered by such channels as guy with no creativity, in a valiant effort to gain a subscriber count and discord members. This format of video has made its way into the YouTube algorithm and thus is being abused for views.
Guy 1: Have you heard of Shitpost status?
Guy 2: yes, yes I have
by Click here to change your hand December 21, 2020
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Sitting on the toilet while writing a spiteful forum post and then pressing the post button just as you back one out.
There was a certain force and je ne sais quoi to Sam's post, he must have been realtime shitposting.
by Sidney's natural resources August 26, 2019
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r/shitposting is a lie if you came here for your shit kink im sorry but hmu later anyway its a bunch of mentally ill people who like to say cum alot
omg jenny likes r/shitposting i know right? god i wanna just die knowing that
by porneuilus hubert the third August 4, 2021
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A hypothesis proposed by C.P.and A.P., which stipulates that the incidence of irrelevant comments increases proportionally to the duration of existence of a group chat conversation originally formed with a single, focused purpose.
Our group chat regarding grass-root political organizing in Cyprus has deteriorated into relentless shitposting about petty politics and vegan recipes, confirming our shitposting hypothesis.
by piklachou September 9, 2021
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When little kids made a term to try and "do a thing" its really just Instagram meme pages on YouTube posting shitty stuff.
That little dumbass kid is so annoying posting those shitpost status videos abusing YouTube's algorithm.
by Big Mf Man Hell Yeah December 9, 2020
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