Shit remission: medical term. When you have to take a giant shit but you have to hold it for so long that the density of the shit becomes greater than the carbon of a dead star. This results in shit remission, a state where the shitter no longer feels the urge to shit. Eventually the shitter forces it out, often times naturally, and then they regain the normal function of the bowels.
“Man I had to take a shit but it’s just gone now. what happened?”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
“Oh dude you just got shit remission. You’ll be fine.”
by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 16, 2023