Kiersten : O Jake last night was so amazing!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!
Jake : Yes I do enjoy fucking you but your legs & pussy were a little scratchy!
Kiersten : Well I guess I need to Shave them would you like to help?
Jake : Uh Yeah!
Kiersten : Ok rub some Shaving cream on my leg's & pussy!
Jake : Ahhh! Ahhhh!
Kiersten : Now scrap them with this razor!
Jake : Ahhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Oh Baby did I make you cum?
Jake : Yeah all over your new smooth legs & pussy!
Kiersten : Well I guess we need to shower them off wanna rub soap all over me?
Jake : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop December 19, 2017
A word used in place of swearing, or any other word that is inappropriate at the moment. Can also be used to replace any verb for comic relief. Started in retaurants kitchens, to avoid trouble with a spervisor, then eventually becomes part of your everyday vocabulary
Josh, I need a blossom on the fly, the other one got shaved up!
Damn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!
Damn it man it just took me ten minutes to shave the last one!
by TRHKING September 23, 2011
Dang! After muff diving that chick, I pulled 7 hairs from my teeth! She definatley needs to shave it.
by Wes November 12, 2003
To take ones penis on the hand and rung the head of it up and down her cheeks aswell as her facial area to mimic a electric shaver.
by F.J.M May 19, 2009
by shavered July 29, 2011
by eff_you June 26, 2005
(see: wordbeard/word)
To negate the beard insult before it is used. The 'shaved' person will usually respond with annoyance because their 'bearding' has gone 'tits up' and they have been out fooled.
To negate the beard insult before it is used. The 'shaved' person will usually respond with annoyance because their 'bearding' has gone 'tits up' and they have been out fooled.
Mr A:'The stars are rather bright tonight Mr B', Mr B:'Really?', Mr A:'Shave yes', Mr B:'Oh you narcoleptic omphalos, i was about to beards you, you toss vessel', Mr A:'HA HA HA (pointing at Mr B)'
by BenKenTheBest April 7, 2003