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schlotsky 

Damn Mrs. Steinburger just got schlotskyed.
schlotsky by Jmsacks March 4, 2018

schlouski 

A sexual act in which a man takes his penis out of a womans vagina and slaps her clit with his cock.
Ricky: Yo mike what did you do last night?
Mike: I had sex with your mom!
Ricky: Really? How was it?
Mike: Dude she went crazy when I pulled the ol' schlouski on her!
schlouski by bradcypherex March 30, 2009

schlotzsky 

a slutty jew who often slobs on the knob
"yo laines such a schlotzsky"
"dude i know. she was all over my rod last night"
schlotzsky by lickadick69 July 12, 2014

schlocky 

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.
schlocky by harry flashman July 25, 2003

Schlonky 

He tore her pussy up with his big ol' schlonky.
Schlonky by Christoph Cole February 25, 2009

shlonsky 

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.
Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky
shlonsky by Gregory May 20, 2004