R. Kells

A low quality, inferior pilsner beer such as Busch Light, Natural Light, and Milwaukee's Best. Named R. Kells because they taste like piss.

"Dude, this natty tastes like piss"
"Yeah bro, it's an R. Kells beer"

"What kind of beer should we get? I'm low on cash"
"Let's just get some R. Kells...tastes like piss but cheap"

by DJ CP September 26, 2009

R. Kelling

The photography of children having sex or doing sexual actions.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Gabriel? He was arrested for R. Kelling.

by hibiscuus April 22, 2023