R Kelley
R Kelley by Jizz Blaster 69 February 25, 2019
R Kelley
1. A young man with a large penis, the ability to attract large crowds of horny women and one who is unbearably witty. Usually a graduate from a good BUT NOT GREAT school like GWU, Syracuse etc...Enjoys pastimes like eating steal and pulling bitches. Doesn't play games... Ever.
2. The more symmetrical counterpart of R Kelly.
3. One who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.
2. The more symmetrical counterpart of R Kelly.
3. One who likes to fight when he drinks cheap vodka.
Guy 1: "Man that dude is jacked and I heard from Vivian that he was hung like a bear."
Guy 2: "Yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-University. Not like he ever uses it..."
Guy 1: "No but he seriously does--I've heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day."
Guy 2: Wow a real 'R Kelley'.
R Kelley: *Punches Guy 2 in the face* "Murr Crismus!"
Guy 2: "Yeah maybe, but he went to that gay-white-University. Not like he ever uses it..."
Guy 1: "No but he seriously does--I've heard the girls are all on him ever minute of every day."
Guy 2: Wow a real 'R Kelley'.
R Kelley: *Punches Guy 2 in the face* "Murr Crismus!"
R Kelley by Murr crissmuss January 3, 2010
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R Kelly Syndrome
The horny college girl raised with a strong Christian background experienced R Kelly Syndrome when it came to advancing the physical aspect of her relationship with her boyfriend.
R Kelly Syndrome by froshtytheshowman May 1, 2013
R Kelly
1. A amazingly good R&B singer with amazing vocals, but VERY perverted lyrics.
2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )
3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)
4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)
5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly
6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate
7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY
8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music
9. Keith Sweats rival
10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.
NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
2. One who bumps and grinds into 14-17 year olds faces (18 years not as fun WITH consent )
3. One who is trapped in the closet (with teens under 18)
4. One who believes they can fly (Like in the song)
5. The new michael jordan CRYING MEME is R kelly
6. Bill Cosby's newest cellmate
7. A pirate and a pedophile = ARRRRRRRR KELLY
8. Despite all this he STILL is a good singer who helped develop the 1990's LOVE MAKING (OR if UNlucky baby making) music
9. Keith Sweats rival
10. AN amazing singer who was a big help in making the 1990's the golden age of R&B, but is now being hated on cause his history with accusations of sex with girls under 18.
NOTE: This written by 15 year old so sorry for unprofessionalism (But afterall this is URBAN dictionary man so what u expect) Thanks fo reading
R Kelly has the vocals of an angel and KEITH SWEAT, the pervertedness of BILL COSBY and JARED from subway.
R Kelly by IDKBARNEYLOVESU986 September 7, 2019
R Kelly
The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination... Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.
R Kelly
A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.
Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.
Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.
R Kelly's Grandma
R Kelly's Grandma by Richard Dean, Journalist April 29, 2004