the most talented bayfucker in history. with hit songs like "I know she's 5 but i fucked her anyway", "Tell me baby...what's your diaper size", and his newest hit "fucked you at daycare", R. Kelly has managed to monopolize the petifile industry while still getting half you dumb fucks to like him and believe he is innocent. in the Past he had married aliah (i don't know howhe got her to say "i do", she wasn't even old enough to speak!), & had sex with the hansons (which he thought were three small blonde girls. R. Kelly has had more sex with children that Ted Nugent has buffalo. but please keep buying his records so he has money to video tape more footage of him fucking your children before they are even born. i would say he needs shot but doing that would only keep our children sexually safe forever.
" the day my daughter was born i couldn't wait to go to the nursery to see her for the first time since the birth...but when i got there i was outrage to see R. Kelly missionary on my 2 day old baby.
by bizz March 5, 2004
by queen_azure February 10, 2008
1. The name of a r&b singer who releases songs that contradict each other. After releasing his famous song "Bump & Grind", which advocates sex, he released the song "I believe I can Fly", which was intended to uplift youth. This scumbag sings gospel, and then will come back with a song like "Feelin' on your booty" or "Fuckin' you Tonight". In addition to song singing skills, he is also notorious for having sex with young girls under 18. It started with Alliyah and then led to over 22 counts of Child Porn in two states. He has been known to tape his sexcapades with illegal chicks and forcing them to ride his johnson. What a prick!
2. The act of having sex with a minor.
2. The act of having sex with a minor.
by kilo May 8, 2003
Old nasty men, 20yrs of age or older, who drives around middle school campus after school, to look for pre-teens whores to pick up and have sexual intercourse for pleasure.
by ballngm September 7, 2005
The best damn child molester since the fall of the Roman empire. It is also said by some that he "raps" this has yet to be desided in court.
Man if I could R. Kelly half as good as dat guy I wouldn't even need all this candy/puppies/neverland ranch!
by R@ygold gives you wings! April 2, 2006
African-American male in his late 30's who (very often) haves sex with underage females. Police raided his home and found digital video tapes which were obtained by the Chicago Police Department, but they eventually got released to the public somehow and ended up being sold from the back on vans on city street corners. He is also known for his marriage to the late R&B singer, Aaliyah. They secretely married in 1994. At the time of the marriage, she was only 15. Illegal. He is now facing trial and several charges of Child Pornography have been dropped. It is a very-simple case. They have proof right in front of their faces. Obviously, Guilty.
by Courvoisier June 2, 2004
"The only thing make my life complete, is when I turn your face into a toilet seat... I'm gonna PISS on it!"
by bigtones January 2, 2005