principal

A jerk who sits in their office at school and drinks coffee all day. Your teacher sends you there when you're too much for them to handle. you're often sent there for stupid reasons.

Teacher: How many sides are on a triangle?
Me: Three
Teacher: You didn't raise your hand! Go to the principal's office!
Me:Aw crap

by picklessuck April 11, 2010

Principality

Unspoken understanding or respect among men.

Bolo refuses to have a manly steak dinner with WallyB due to the Principality that WallyB is so Pussy Whipped with his Saggy that WallyB only wants to talk about Saggy over dinner.

by OGBOLO June 19, 2010

Principality

The term used when you are accepting an event/situation for what it is, but still have to stress the principle of the matter.

I know they're going to continue to be bogus, but it's the principality of it.

by Heisenberg17 November 7, 2015

the principal

A song by Melanie Martinez about trump and how he’s a cruel mother fúcker :)

Me:oOh WhErEs ThE pRiNcIpAl,OoH wHeReS tHe PrInCiPal
My friend:wtf are you doing?
Me:don’t judge me

by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf December 7, 2020

principalities

A reason for choosing a particular course of action when other, clearly less selfish or stupid options were available to you at the time. Most often, these other options include not committing that particular act in the first place.

"Dude, why did you wipe your balls on my girlfriends face when she was sleeping?" "Principalities"

by voltron99 August 13, 2005

The Principal

More like the drug dealer...

Janet: Did you hear? The principal sold drugs to little kids and teens..
Chrissa: He should be fired by now...right??
Janet: He isn't fired yet..for some reason.

by emmyandlola June 16, 2023

PC Principal

The new principal of South Park Elementary who is in his 20s, believes that Caitlyn Jenner is the most courageous person alive, that all immigrants here are not illegal immigrants but undocumented immigrants. His views and youth make him likely to beat up a student for calling something the wrong thing as he is part of the fraternity PCA and is politically correct.

His main opponent in South Park is Mr. Garrison who quit his job as teacher to run for presidency.

PC Principal: Did you refer to a Canadian student as a canuck?
Mr. Garrison: I did, sorry not sorry, tellin it as it is.

by snoop do double g November 19, 2015