Facebook Prepper

-An online survivalist.

-A person preparing, or "prepping" for the day they will deactivate their account because Facebook either begins charging for their services, or Big Brother takes over the entire site. Prepping activities include gathering friends' email addresses & other important contact information, deleting or at least backing up all photos, and censorship/deletion of all questionable Facebook activity.
"What if Facebook started charging fees to use it?"
"I'll never pay, & I'm not worried--I'm a Facebook Prepper. I can bail anytime."
by Surfgoth January 7, 2013
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One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia
Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.
by Laurylyn April 29, 2020
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Your typical boomers that has panic-shopped your local supply chain into a state of shit-fuckery like a hoard of hungry and inconsiderate locust.
"Fuck me mate don't even bother heading down the shops, the Booms-day preppers are out in force snatching up everything in sight.
by Stimpski March 20, 2020
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One who devotes a large proportion of their life preparing for a doomsday type event. Common personality traits of the prepper are: hoarding of food, water, toiletries, etc. generally affected more so than others by conspiracy theories, typically anxious, worrisome, & especially paranoid.
Hearing of an ever slight chance of an asteroid impacting Earth, the prepper built an underground bunker & stocked it with can goods & toilet paper.
by TikTok AstroNOT August 3, 2022
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A prepper is someone that creates a plan, gathers resources, and gains skills so that they can be more prepared for emergencies, disasters, and other survival situations.

Similar to survivalists, and a ‘doomsday prepper’ if their focus involves specific doomsday scenarios.
Becoming a prepper helped me through 3 hurricanes and a pandemic so far, we’ll see what’s next!
by TruePrepper February 9, 2023
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When someone preps to face squeakers head on in a game.
Squeaker prepper: I just wrote down a list of insults in case any squeakers join and I can scare them away
by Idefinethingsurbanly October 23, 2015
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An Individual who will Cater to your Cooking Preferences and Will Weight your Food out to the Exact Ounce. This Service Allows You to be Out the Kitchen More, and Gives You More Time to do the Things You Love. This Service Specializes in the Mid-day Meal, Making it Convenient and easy to Just Grab a Meal and Heat it Up.
Guy Lefort is a Personal Meal Prepper
by Muscle Morsels June 3, 2023
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