An image, frequently taken by people with expensive cameras and highly likely to belong to "photographic societies" (a.k.a camera club), that has no emotional impact, social worth, entertainment value or relevance whatsoever but is perceived to display some innate skill in photography.
Essentially it's an exercise in composition over, oh I don't know - content. EXTREMELY likely to be converted to needlessly contrasty monochrome using expensive photoshop plugins that do all the work for you. And if you include diagonal lines you'll make other advocates ejaculate spontaneously because, as we all know, diagonal lines are amazeballs.
You can easily replicate this at home - find a cobbled street, or a building reflection, or literally ANYTHING that's dull as shit. Take the image, making sure you carefully remove any items of human interest, fun, variety, reportage or social meaning then turn it B&W, add an esoteric meaningless title and upload to an elitist, invite only Flickr group. From your Macbook Air.
Not to be confused with Lomography - these jokers are the arch enemies of real photographers.
Essentially it's an exercise in composition over, oh I don't know - content. EXTREMELY likely to be converted to needlessly contrasty monochrome using expensive photoshop plugins that do all the work for you. And if you include diagonal lines you'll make other advocates ejaculate spontaneously because, as we all know, diagonal lines are amazeballs.
You can easily replicate this at home - find a cobbled street, or a building reflection, or literally ANYTHING that's dull as shit. Take the image, making sure you carefully remove any items of human interest, fun, variety, reportage or social meaning then turn it B&W, add an esoteric meaningless title and upload to an elitist, invite only Flickr group. From your Macbook Air.
Not to be confused with Lomography - these jokers are the arch enemies of real photographers.
Google image search for "Edward Weston Attic" - this is widely proclaimed to be a masterpiece by those who value photographer's images. Or Henri Cartier Bresson, another overrated peddler of the "photographer's image".
by mirno February 13, 2013
a phenomenon where a beautiful person appears to be in a state of discomfort, almost as if they were constipated, when they know their picture is being taken.
"Chandler what is the matter with your face?" - Friends s7e5
"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."
"Did you check out the prom pics? What's up with your face, you look like you have a case of photographic constipation."
by Manrique May 19, 2016
A glamour photographer is a big bellied, bald headed uncle running after bimbos with a massive camera.
A glamour photographer has posted an advert a for a glamour model for a professional boudoir shoot, no experience needed.
by HeinRich@BelleModels.biz September 23, 2017
Someone who posts multiple pictures of themselves from the
same time with different poses onto a social networking sight.
It's easy to spot an Overkill Photographer because they will
be wearing the same clothes and have the same background,
but will have changed their pose and possibly the camera
angle.
same time with different poses onto a social networking sight.
It's easy to spot an Overkill Photographer because they will
be wearing the same clothes and have the same background,
but will have changed their pose and possibly the camera
angle.
Mitch: Did you see Ashley's new pics on FB?
Alec: Yeah it was a little weird, she posted the same pic twice,
she just turned her hat around for one of them.
Mitch: She's such an Overkill Photographer
Alec: Yeah it was a little weird, she posted the same pic twice,
she just turned her hat around for one of them.
Mitch: She's such an Overkill Photographer
by Me and Mr. Split May 2, 2011
The ability to to recall images or texts with unfailing accuracy. Lots of people think its fake, but I can confirm it is real I have it.
It is not fair, this kid doesn't study for tests because he has a photographic memory; he can memorize power points and textbook pages just by looking at them once.
by GEsmart December 9, 2013
Ooh, lookie! Mildred's decided to become a freelance photographer! She works for nobody but herself! What a lucky bitch!
by Amandel December 23, 2006
A 12 year old girl that screams, MAAAAAHHHHM I want a NIKON!!!
and then uses the camera only in Auto mode to camerawhore
and then uses the camera only in Auto mode to camerawhore
by Smittylovesbacon December 14, 2011