Mythical creature: slim, sexy, beautiful, tanned, woman. She should be able to cook, clean & iron. She should be thoughtful as in give me head while I eat my breakfast OR skin up before sex so I can lay back and smoke a spliff while the cum runs down her face.
guy: I met a perfect woman last night
mate: bollocks!
by G August 4, 2003
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According to incels and/or simps, the perfect woman is a woman with big boobs and thick thighs and ass aswell as a tiny waist.
Incel: Yooo look at Rebecca over there
Simp: Yeaahhh man she's the perfect woman
by SebaliMotherTrucker October 29, 2023
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