A patty is another name for a girl.

However, patties are the lowest form of woman. They are often very jarring and they are never wifed up by the boys

A philosopher once said patties are like pints; you just buy a new one. If a patty isn’t working, it doesn’t matter, just replace her. Swap her with ur boys patty instead perhaps.

Patties are often manipulative. Coining the phrase “never trust patties”. In a mans life, at some point they will trust a patty, but after, they learn their lesson forever

Patties on a good side, are easy tings to get with at clubs (known as a “patty-ting”). However, NEVER CATCH FEELINGS FOR A PATTY
Ollie - “Bro you on a patty-ting tonight?”

Me - “fuck that brother, I don’t like patties any more”

Ollie - “fairs g, patties are too jarring
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Patty is a GOD and a sexy beast. Great at any sport he competes in and an amazing person in athletics. HE is a perfect man and a ABSOLUTE GOD.
Bro did you see patty he is an absolute GOD.
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The word you use for a glory hog or something that pisses you off. A Patty hates to lose, and will always either deny their mistakes, blame it on something else, or keep trying to piss you off. Usually it's all three.
He Gave me the wrong order at Wendy's! Fuck that Patty!
by MikeyTheAwes0me February 21, 2011
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When take a combination of adderal and a Percocet.
Yo playa I took a pattybefore we went out last night I was turnt up !!!!
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A younger person who is acts, looks, and dresses very childlike, especially in an 80s or 90s way.

Originating from the character Patty The Sad-Eyed Orphan from the 80s animated/live-action TV series The Super Mario Bros. Super Show.
I have a friend who is a total Patty. They still go to school, and they even kept their old child bedroom.
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-A Patty is a derogatory term for those of Irish descent. This is where the term "Patty-wagon" originated.

-It can also be known as the meat put on a burger.
-That Patty is such a lush.

-This patty on my burger is burnt.
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Patty is a very quiet and creepy person who will ruin your social status anywhere in school or public. A patty almost never speaks but when he does it will be very annoying and irritating and you will probably just want to scream in anger.

Other variations of the word include the infamous:

Paaeetrick - (used by his mother)
Paaattttyyy- (used by his supposed ‘friends’)
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