Young Man/Woman: Sorry I'm late, traffic jam.

Government Employed Teacher: That's 1 tardy.

Young Man/Woman: I'm not lying! Ask him, he's the most honest person I know.

Government Employed Teacher: Sit down.

Optimism
by UrbanDictionaryUsername August 1, 2012
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Optimism is trust that things will get better no matter how bad they seem, looking for the best aspects of any situation, and the belief that good will inevitably triumph over evil.
An optimist looks at a rose and ignores the thorns. A pessimist focuses on the thorns, oblivious of the rose.
by Deej July 24, 2004
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Deleting random crap so something goes faster.
Ima optimize my map - damn r_speeds mean sucky sucky FPS in the ol' HL engine. Fo shizzle.
by Toolplusplus January 3, 2005
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A college student looking in their wallet expecting to see money.
College kid 1: *checks wallet* Darn. No money. So much for optimism.
by scoop, muck, and dizzy. September 24, 2011
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Used when to describe something you are referring to without actually letting the adjective you want to use be known. Means simply, a good thing or a bad thing. Used in many ways. It takes skill.
"Dude, did you see that chicks hair? NOT OPTIMAL." or
"OMG, did you see that hot guy just walk by? OPTIMAL."

1) someone just stepped in dog shit. NOT OPTIMAL
2) i just found the perfect dress. OPTIMAL
by nadaaaaa January 11, 2008
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(optimism) you get into a horrible car crash, but atleast you have insurance!!!!
by morocco monroe June 5, 2010
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Friend: you should have a little optimism sometimes
me: I'M DEAD INSIDE! YAY! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
by Minty ravens~ December 18, 2018
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