by herbie August 25, 2004
someone who is very old, moans a lot, and often damages his knee while playing sports, or just walking.
by Marc Williams September 26, 2004
the invisible old man that lives on pool tables who changes the direction of pool balls, making them go in impossible directions. he also bends you over and fucks you in the ass while you are losing a game, and if you are winning, he has already fucked you in the ass at an earlier time for payment.
by Rich, Andy, Nathan, Ryan, and Shawn June 1, 2006
by algarve dave December 14, 2004
A person in their 30's and up that's found in Teen chatrooms, to see if they can get their flat wanker up.
Women:"Damnit Bob, stop masturbating to teenage pictures in chatrooms!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"
Man:"BITCH! Atleast it makes me excited unlike you in the sack!"
by calvinownsj00 June 1, 2005