--New England--
New England is an old grouping of states in the northeastern region of the U.S. It has traditionally consisted of Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Connecticut. On rare occasions, New York, and even parts of New Jersey have been considered New England (Connecticut Puritans founded many towns in these states).
--Massachusetts Does NOT Have Friends--
New England is NOT "Massachusetts and friends." Most of the other New England states want nothing to do with those snobby, arrogant Massholes and their sucky driving habits. Go clog up your own retail outlets, seriously. Also, Boston's influence is very small and barely extends into extreme southeast New Hampshire--the rest of these five states has nothing to do with it at all: Boston tends to overstate its importance.
--The Connecticut Debate--
It is debatable whether or not Connecticut really belongs in New England--the western and southern parts of that state are pretty much indistinguishable from New York. On the shoreline of southern Connecticut, you can see the skyline of Manhattan on the horizon--tons of people work there and go there on the weekends for shopping and baseball games. Connecticut is NOT "down" with Massachusetts, nor will it ever be. So, I guess it's not REALLY New England, but it sort of looks like it in places. Connecticut seems more like a Mid-Atlantic state with its ties to New York and northern New Jersey.
At a bar, on vacation in some warm sunbelt state:
Masshole: Wheah ah you from?
Me: I'm from New England.
Masshole: Oh, so yuah a sawx fan?
Me: Actually, I'm from western Connecticut, and everyone there likes New York teams.
Masshole: New Englanduh my ass! You can't call ya self a New Englanduh! Fahk you, go Sox! Yankees ah a bunch a fahkin' queahs! Connecticut is paht of New Yahk, not New England!
Masshole: Wheah ah you from?
Me: I'm from New England.
Masshole: Oh, so yuah a sawx fan?
Me: Actually, I'm from western Connecticut, and everyone there likes New York teams.
Masshole: New Englanduh my ass! You can't call ya self a New Englanduh! Fahk you, go Sox! Yankees ah a bunch a fahkin' queahs! Connecticut is paht of New Yahk, not New England!
by Yes, I'm from Connecticut. April 10, 2009
Well if u think about its the most preppiest area of the united states, with states such as connecticut, maine, new hampshire, mass., rhode island, and vermont whats not to like? yes most of these states are where money lives, and yes they are filled with preppy people, but they have some of the best food, shopping, vaction and etc. now i think this because im a preppy so yea... anyway not to mention they were some of the most early settlements.
by JonnyWA March 20, 2007
Some idiots think New England is a state! It's the 13 original colonies of England in what is now the USA. Most of the East Coast.
My name is Max Johnson (made up name, as in HUGE COCK), and I live in the state of New England. I'm just visiting here for a while to take care of my sick mother. (A great way to pick up dumb blondes).
by Father JesseppeTestosterone May 27, 2006
The only part of the United States where it's possible to be -10 and 102 degrees on the same day, and also home to the only state and city where uttering the words 'Go Yankees' will get you mauled by angry baseball fans
Example 1:
I'm going to New England- better bring three t-shirts AND my parka!
Example 2:
Person 1: Bro, I just saw a Yankees Fan get mauled by a group of Red Sox fans!
Person 2: Welcome to Boston...
I'm going to New England- better bring three t-shirts AND my parka!
Example 2:
Person 1: Bro, I just saw a Yankees Fan get mauled by a group of Red Sox fans!
Person 2: Welcome to Boston...
by Capyb4ra April 6, 2020
People born and raised in New England
Straight forward, no bullshit, working class, often have distinct accents.
Don't feel the need to be all hug-y and flaky like Californians when they meet people. Will give you a hard time, but only if they like you.
Often found in Diners and eateries named after the same person who's going to serve you wieners and coffee milk when you walk in the door. (ie- Sally's, Barbara's...)
Considered rude by the rest of the country, but only because they're pansies and can't handle honesty.
Straight forward, no bullshit, working class, often have distinct accents.
Don't feel the need to be all hug-y and flaky like Californians when they meet people. Will give you a hard time, but only if they like you.
Often found in Diners and eateries named after the same person who's going to serve you wieners and coffee milk when you walk in the door. (ie- Sally's, Barbara's...)
Considered rude by the rest of the country, but only because they're pansies and can't handle honesty.
Person 1- Yeah I just moved to Rhode Island, and my neighbor hasn't said hi or waved or anything yet... but the other day when we got snowed in he came over and shoveled me out!
Person 2- What a true New Englandah.
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Person 1- I'm visiting here and I don't think any of the natives like me!!
Person 2- We're New Englanders, dear. Stop being so sensitive.
Person 2- What a true New Englandah.
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Person 1- I'm visiting here and I don't think any of the natives like me!!
Person 2- We're New Englanders, dear. Stop being so sensitive.
by rubyluby July 11, 2008
A region in the northeast that is wicked cold in the winter and relatively hot in the summer. It includes Rhode Island, Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont, Connecticut, and Massachusetts. A wicked awesome place to live. People there generally have accents. The accents are prominent in Massachuessets and Rhode Island. People say things like wicked and bubbler.
by padfoot2126 August 7, 2007
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