Munter - A munter is an ugly women that wants to hook up with you. These people are usually fat and after sex with good looking people. Very happy to do sexual things but honestly doubt you could get it up.
Arhh dude i can't believe you had hardcore anal sex with that munter last night.
Ohhh shes a munter yehh but fat people need love too
Ohhh shes a munter yehh but fat people need love too
by IIJam250II September 21, 2010
by Talkingcarlton August 31, 2008
A term used to describe an ugly female middle aged member of the AA.
Often caught sniffing round the backs of clubs, dressed in little more than a little fluffy lilac number, the size of a handkerchief.
Often caught sniffing round the backs of clubs, dressed in little more than a little fluffy lilac number, the size of a handkerchief.
by Lauz October 4, 2003
A woman of such hidious physical apperance that one would rather scour ones eyes out than snatch a glimps of her. So deformed and devoid of any attractive atributes that to beat her to death with her own shoes would be an act of mercy and deemable of a sainthood.
You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!
You are what you eat, and munters have eaten all the ugly people they could find!
'jesus carl.. that bird you pulled last night was all the munter in the world. She looked like her body had a reaction to her arse and prollapsed her colon through her neck..'
by ozzy3000 August 4, 2006
Inebriated, intoxicated or otherwise chemically inconvenienced. Often associated with the consumption of Ecstasy/MDMA, moreso in combination with other intoxicants
by Hamst0r August 6, 2003
A person who has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or recreational drugs. Sometimes exhibiting unwelcome behaviour. Often associated with punk or anarchist subcultures. See Munter
1. Dave is so fucking muntered! We should put him in the recovery position.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.
by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010