Yeah, uh, Mount Saint Mary's has its ups and downs, but in the long run it kicks more ass then most other schools I've ever been to. So come here, have fun and wake up and do it all again.
by me April 22, 2005
Mount St. Mary's a beautiful place to visit but to go to school here is a different story...all I am going to say is never judge someone when their parents are around. It is a major party school, well only when PS isn't busting in and confiscating all the beer for themselves. It is a place where hooking up is more then just exchanging phone numbers...where kissing when you first meet at the party leads to a midnight humping session. Here you are guaranteed to be known by the second day, your name and all your business. The Mount is a place where it becomes kool to drive from building to building blasting your radio between classes and the place to be on Friday nights is the local Pub. It is a place where they are plan things like deciding to build a 3,000 to 5,000 seat stadium ...mind you it is more seats then the amount of residents and students who stay in Emmitsburg..... Instead of building a new dorm and renovating the Terrace before it catches in fire and burns down in 2 minutes. It is a place where tuitions goes up about $5,000 every year... and what do we have to show for it.... Bocce and Disc golf... (Can somebody explain what the hell Bocce Is?) But what can I say the Mount is a beautiful campus to visit...but not to stay.
by HAHA April 15, 2005
Only place where hicks, preppy kids, spoiled assholes,Long Island bitches, sluts, dogs and god-squads can live in harmony. It is a beautiful place, but shitty place to be. Only hicks and rednecks can appreciate this shitty county hole they call "Emmitsburg". It's where Jersey kids come down and start crying because they don't know how to fill up the gas for their cars. It's where assholes and bitches from New York come for an education, because they were way too retarded to get into NYU or Columbia. It's where Maryland kids come, because they couldn't get into Loyola or wanted to get some Jersey/New York ass. It's where you get to know some hicks if you are one of those sheltered rich kids. It's where a hick can get to know what the hell Abercrombie is. For Abercrombie lovers, it's a hellish place to be, 'cause they don't have a store around. However, you do get to see the clothes on fake-tanned decent girls by day, slutty whores by night and weekends. Dudes are not any better. They are man whores and like to think that they are gangstas. In real life, they are white as they can be and doesn't know shit about living in projects or having a rough life. They all tend to be stupid especially if they play sports. Only redeeming quality is that their parents are rich or rich enough to help them when they graduate with less than a stellar GPA and accomplishments. It's where you are one of those stereotypes mentioned here, you know that you are and you don't give a shit, 'cause tomorrow is another day and there is another freshman girl you need to screw before her freshman 15.
Example - Steve from Class of 2002 proudly proclaiming (writing on the bed frame in his room)the fact that he did anal with his girlfriend in A26.
Example 2 - JRT. Case Closed.
Example 2 - JRT. Case Closed.
by Always a Mountie April 22, 2005
A quaint little shithole in the middle nowhere, and by nowhere I mean Emmitsburg, MD. A place where the Keystone flows like wine, and Chad Smith, class of 2006 is the community cum dumpster. An institution where the fun police await to pounce on unsuspecting students from behind every corner and within every shadow.
by Chad Smith April 1, 2005
The best competition between the female race. We got your bitches from New York, the sweethearts from Maryland, and the typical jersey girls. The double standard is at an all time high around the Mount. The quiet preppy girls who pop their collars during the week turn into dirty whores on the weekend. The girls try to keep it quiet but the guys have locker room talks. Now dont get me wrong the males arent getting off easy... oh wait they do. Most Long Island guys are the biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Basically you hate New York in general after meeting them. Jersey boys are either gangsta or gay and PA boys are immature. Maryland guys are divided into two. Ones from b-more are preppy sons of bitches but if their anywhere west they are the nice guys.
by Mike April 11, 2005
The dorm life at Mount....
You got Sheridan aka Freshman Dorm. The girls are all labeled as sluts and the guys are alcholics. You know theres a party every night because of the music heard miles away.
The Terrance is where the upper-classmen live and fun 5 am fire drills occur. The place is like a maze and haunted as shit. Only the people who live there know how to get around.
The apartments is where the juniors/seniors prowl for freshman girls. Every freshman girl spends atlest one night of her life there. Its where the main party scene is
Lastly would be Pangborn. Its where mostly the god-squad lives except 3rd pang. These girls wish they got into Sheridan and are more slutty but keep their clean rep b/c they live in a wellness dorm. They think they are better because they live there but really no one likes them or Pang...
You got Sheridan aka Freshman Dorm. The girls are all labeled as sluts and the guys are alcholics. You know theres a party every night because of the music heard miles away.
The Terrance is where the upper-classmen live and fun 5 am fire drills occur. The place is like a maze and haunted as shit. Only the people who live there know how to get around.
The apartments is where the juniors/seniors prowl for freshman girls. Every freshman girl spends atlest one night of her life there. Its where the main party scene is
Lastly would be Pangborn. Its where mostly the god-squad lives except 3rd pang. These girls wish they got into Sheridan and are more slutty but keep their clean rep b/c they live in a wellness dorm. They think they are better because they live there but really no one likes them or Pang...
by Ashley April 11, 2005
A No Name University, with absolutely nothing of note to offer to any prospective student except the gaurantee of therapy and wasting 100K+ of their parent's money. The student body is indeed unique, in that they find mocking their lack of a football team humorous and using "Mount" as a verb for any and all sexual jokes as educated wit. It is, however, the number one school in western Maryland for producing grandiose plans of development and never acting upon them. Although there are no fraternities on campus, the conduct of several student-run organizations, specifically the men's rugby team, will make you believe otherwise. Any prospective student which has recieved propoganda from MSM must take note of the invisible writing on the back cover panel, for none of the scenic views portrayed within the pamphlet are actaully anywhere near the campus itself. Most students can not agree upon which is the more ironic facet of the mockery of higher education that is Mount Saint Mary's: 1. That it claims to be a well known institute of progressive education while existing in the middle of no where (the closest outpost of civilization being a one stoplight town which will eventually be consumed by Gettysburg) or 2. That it claims to be a tranquil campus in a small town setting while route 15 literally divides the campus in half. In short, The definition of Mount Saint Mary's University is waste of life, money, effort and potential.
HS Student 1: "Bro, I'm thinking of applying to Mount Saint Mary's College/University "
HS Student 2: "Dont"
HS Student 2: "Dont"
by downhill March 17, 2008