+Dat Cocaine Capital, where money is always a major issue.
+City where eryone hustles from the morning til night.
+A melting pot city, from Cubans to Hatians, Puertoricans, Dominicans, Colombians, Jamaicans, Nicaraguans, to the Carribean.
+Home of the Hurricanes, Dolphins, Marlins, Heat.
+Home of Trick Daddy, Uncle Luke, Unlce Al(rip), Trina, Pitbull, Rick Ross, Flo Rida, Brisco, Dirtbag, Pretty Ricky, Dj Laz
+City where eryone hustles from the morning til night.
+A melting pot city, from Cubans to Hatians, Puertoricans, Dominicans, Colombians, Jamaicans, Nicaraguans, to the Carribean.
+Home of the Hurricanes, Dolphins, Marlins, Heat.
+Home of Trick Daddy, Uncle Luke, Unlce Al(rip), Trina, Pitbull, Rick Ross, Flo Rida, Brisco, Dirtbag, Pretty Ricky, Dj Laz
Miami Slang
~Ay what dey do foo, what dat be bout cuh?
~Que buelta, Que bola?
~Lil mama off tha chain!
~You wanna shoot a fade daw?
~Ay there go buddy right thea!
~Ay what dey do foo, what dat be bout cuh?
~Que buelta, Que bola?
~Lil mama off tha chain!
~You wanna shoot a fade daw?
~Ay there go buddy right thea!
by 305 Chiko October 14, 2008
best place to live if your:
1) gay straight bi lesbian it dont matter
2)where all us loud ass cubans live
3)where everyone knows at least 2 languages spanish english
4)where if you know one cuban you know the world
5)where if you know a cuban u get what you want
6)where every girl is perfect
7)where everyone tans
8)where everyone has something fake
9)where you wish you were
1) gay straight bi lesbian it dont matter
2)where all us loud ass cubans live
3)where everyone knows at least 2 languages spanish english
4)where if you know one cuban you know the world
5)where if you know a cuban u get what you want
6)where every girl is perfect
7)where everyone tans
8)where everyone has something fake
9)where you wish you were
man i went partying last night and i hooked up with 3 girls....i am officially a happy lesbian....i love miami
by AlesiGrey November 29, 2008
Basically the caribbean side of the united states i've seen it on google street view and vlogs on youtube and it let me tell you the beaches and the palm trees look amazing. It def is like little caribbean
by Mike the quiet one December 9, 2021
Really just the best place in the world. Best place in the United States. Why? Because its nothing like the United States. And international Destination for an American. Only thing different is you dont need your passport.
Miami is really just the best. See All of Florida is in the south with all the americans but once you hit Miami your out of the south ha ha ha. Wierd eh?
You got everything in Miami. Best city in the US! HA. Economic Capital of South America!
Ha Gateway to the Americas.
Miami International Airport the most domiant Latin American Hub! Ha.
South Beach endless night life.
Ha Whites are the minority. Official Language is spanish.
Ha Miami is awesome best place!
Miami is really just the best. See All of Florida is in the south with all the americans but once you hit Miami your out of the south ha ha ha. Wierd eh?
You got everything in Miami. Best city in the US! HA. Economic Capital of South America!
Ha Gateway to the Americas.
Miami International Airport the most domiant Latin American Hub! Ha.
South Beach endless night life.
Ha Whites are the minority. Official Language is spanish.
Ha Miami is awesome best place!
Ha why does Everyone in Florida hate Miami? Becuase they know how much better Miami is to the rest of the state.
by HA MIami August 9, 2005
1) a slightly modernized Spanglish speaking Latin American country embedded into the continental US.
2) has probably the worst educational system in US.
3) people at work eager to finish the workshift to go partying at nightclubs.
4) has people that denegate their roots and pretend to be more american than even native gringos--even get offended if talked to in ther native Spanish language!
5) the place where you see the greatest number of american flags in cars, but the majority of population is of Latin American origin.
6) one of the poorest cities in the US, high crime, some gangs, extremely bad customer service.
7) lots of wicked auto mechanics, lots of bosses that don't give raises to their employees and contribute to the overall powerty.
8) people see themselves as great as the car they drive.
9) girls are hot and use lots of silicone to reshape nature's will.
10) new generations only listen the shitty Rap "music" and street-race a lot endangering other people's lives.
11) properties are extremely high, cost of living skyrocketing, impossible to live.
12) lots of cubans from all walks of lifes, intergenerational differences.
2) has probably the worst educational system in US.
3) people at work eager to finish the workshift to go partying at nightclubs.
4) has people that denegate their roots and pretend to be more american than even native gringos--even get offended if talked to in ther native Spanish language!
5) the place where you see the greatest number of american flags in cars, but the majority of population is of Latin American origin.
6) one of the poorest cities in the US, high crime, some gangs, extremely bad customer service.
7) lots of wicked auto mechanics, lots of bosses that don't give raises to their employees and contribute to the overall powerty.
8) people see themselves as great as the car they drive.
9) girls are hot and use lots of silicone to reshape nature's will.
10) new generations only listen the shitty Rap "music" and street-race a lot endangering other people's lives.
11) properties are extremely high, cost of living skyrocketing, impossible to live.
12) lots of cubans from all walks of lifes, intergenerational differences.
I went to Miami, ordered some pizzas, took 2 hours for them to be ready. When driving to pick them a m.f. young dude street racer hit me in the back (of course he ran away). Took the car to a mechanic, after 2 weeks of waiting the mechanic said I needed to replace the transmision.
by cubanoTeacher December 10, 2005
Miami the best place in Florida. it's called the sunshine state thought i think it should be changed to the sunshine state (during the day) because every day at night it rains like crazy. Miami has the best places to live like : Coral gables home to university of miami, south miami home to south miami hospital (best hospital) coconut grove home to coco walk (best mall of life), and Miami beach which is home to skinny people including: gays, hot chicks, and sexy guys. Miami has a lot of violence and the schools are all very unique best place to live int the U.S for sure. The beach is nice and some people go everyday.
by WILYTO October 31, 2009
> A place that you can never have "nothing" to do.
> A place where age is quite literally just a number.
> Hell with palm trees
> Populated by wanna-be thugs and chongas
> Rarely does the IQ pass 40
> Cubans run the place
> A tourist's turn-on
> White people are just there for the Latin's enjoyment. We can laugh at their poor Spanish skills while stealing their cars.
> A place where age is quite literally just a number.
> Hell with palm trees
> Populated by wanna-be thugs and chongas
> Rarely does the IQ pass 40
> Cubans run the place
> A tourist's turn-on
> White people are just there for the Latin's enjoyment. We can laugh at their poor Spanish skills while stealing their cars.
Miami is where homes are destroyed to build condos for idiot tourists who apparently don't have the ability to read maps properly
by Miami Gal January 25, 2007