merkin

Friends of George W. Bush. A few merkins wear pubic wigs.

My fellow 'merkins, Let's Roll.

by mandingoe April 19, 2004

merkin

A white trash American. Based on the way said people mispronounce "American."

Lets go to the monster truck show and look at all the merkins!

I went to Gatlinburg, TN and yo that place is flooded with merkins.

by Doctor Huang April 8, 2011

merkin

a swab for a cannon.

use the merkin to clean the cannon. see webster's dictionary, third edition.

by noodlenoggin98 October 8, 2009

merkin

another word for vagina wig.

damn! close your legs!! i can see your merkin, and its ugly!

by omfgmatty January 21, 2007

merkin

An American.

I'm afraid of merkins.

by U-Tard December 31, 2009

merkin

A tiny afro toupee usually in the shape of a triangle commonly worn by semi-balding men from N.W.Indiana...because the shape matches their head perfectly.

Eeeeew!!! John, is this your merkin in my soup again???

John leaned a little too far over the grill again, he was unaware his merkin was ablaze...I decided not to tell.

by SWEETIEPIE April 25, 2005

merkin

a group of guinea pigs

there goes a merkin of guinea pigs

by kloppers March 4, 2007