by MeliBu BaRbii March 15, 2006
A lady in the street but a freak in the bed, you'll never get a Melanie out of your head. She's passionate, fun loving, wild and crazy. She can play dumb but she's not at all hazy. She knows when you're lying and is practically psychic but love her right and she's your ride or die Life-Chic. If Melanie loves you, she'll be yours for ever and she'll love you HARD until the end of never.
Smooth guy: I've had many women but only a Melanie can satisfy me.
Scheming kids: Don't even bother dude. Miss Melanie is a human lie detector.
Advice: Just love a Melanie right and keep her happy and she'll always do the same for you Poppy.
Scheming kids: Don't even bother dude. Miss Melanie is a human lie detector.
Advice: Just love a Melanie right and keep her happy and she'll always do the same for you Poppy.
A smart, gorgeous hard working girl who loves to have fun with her friends. She will love you for who you are. She won't judge you on your past experiences, truly the best best friend anyone could have. Melanie lives a life of extreme and tends to get caught up in work but in times of need, she'll drop anything to be by your side. Melanie doesn't have time for a boyfriend, but if Mr right comes along she'll squeeze him in somehow, somewhere. She's focused, loyal and knows what she wants. She's a balse' type of girl who smokes a shisha with her discontented friends whilst contemplating the 'meaning of life'. A caring girl who will never give up and is willing to go to great lengths to please her lover. She can become dangerous and criminally inclined if you wrong her so make sure you don't. An arachnophobic who doesn't like to camp, likes cars and joy sticks. Lovers her high heels, matte lipsticks and bad men.
by Workoholic December 14, 2017
Melanie Very optimistic and opinionated
by Chris Hodges February 6, 2018
by Brian Smishlle. August 3, 2007
Melanie is always there for you and will listen to what you have to say. She’ll actually ask questions and remember things that you say. She’s kind of shy at first but after a while, once she’s comfortable, she’s laughing her head off and she talking at lot more. If you ever find yourself a Melanie, keep her. She’s definitely one of a kind and she’s a true friend. Melanie is not fake, she’s so true that when it comes to describing Melanie, fake is not even a word that exists.
Melanie is totally up for whatever and she’s really positive. You’ll rarely see her down and if she is, it’s serious. So be a good person, and help Melanie, because you know she’d do the same for you.
Melanie will sometimes be the only one laughing so hard at a half funny joke, but everyone else starts to laugh too because Melanie finds it hilarious.
Again, Melanie is an amazing person, ready for anything, is always there, supportive, kind-hearted, funny, and lastly... she’s a real friend.
Melanie is totally up for whatever and she’s really positive. You’ll rarely see her down and if she is, it’s serious. So be a good person, and help Melanie, because you know she’d do the same for you.
Melanie will sometimes be the only one laughing so hard at a half funny joke, but everyone else starts to laugh too because Melanie finds it hilarious.
Again, Melanie is an amazing person, ready for anything, is always there, supportive, kind-hearted, funny, and lastly... she’s a real friend.
by Rejected_Library September 30, 2018
by user8778 November 8, 2022