pot, weed, grass, mary-jane, the ganja
I got me some mean green that'll make you hit the floor.
by R Ford May 6, 2004
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A green deuce or terd - usually rancid smelling. Indicates there's a problem with your digestive tract.
Man I just dropped the nastiest mean green. It smelled so horrid that people were puking in the restroom.
by Andyman April 22, 2004
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(verb) To chug a beverage in one continuous gulp or to drink someone else's drink greedily. (a reference to the classic '70's Coke commercial)
Dude, I said you could have a sip of my coke, not mean-joe-greene it!

I guess I was thirstier than I thought, 'cuz I just mean-joe-greened that beer.
by Glyphtr February 26, 2011
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He got totally shit-housed off of those monster bombs last night. He was such a Green Mean Drinking Machine.
by Lucille Ballz January 19, 2011
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The person no one wanted at their Thanksgiving table but somehow makes it to yours every year.
“Is there going to be a green mean asserole at the table again this year Karen, tell me you didn’t invite him? “
by lollypappa November 17, 2020
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