mcguyverable

The above definition, plus:
To me truly mcguyverable, you need to fix things while sporting a mullet and acid washed jeans.

by Durango May 13, 2003

McGuyver Smoker

is a very handy guy to have around especially when it comes to REEFER.
He can create a smoking device out of anything

Guy 1: Yo man we are out of papers.

mcguyver smoker: ok get me a toilet paper roll, a corckscrew, and some tin foil

Guy 1: we dont have a corkscrew

mcguyver: ok get me an avocado, an icepick, and my snorkel

by samsongetsmelifted August 13, 2009

The McGuyver Theory

Saying that since McGuyver can make anything out of nothing, McGuyver can fix any and all problems.

Guy 1: My car battery died in the middle of nowhere
Guy 2: If McGuyver were here he would use dirt, pocket lint and catus needles to make a new car battery and drive us home.
Guy 2 used The McGuyver Theory

by neanngis September 22, 2009

Mcguyver smoker

A resourceful pothead. one who can make a smoking device out of anything

JD: Get me a Snorkel, an ice pick, an avacado, and some tinfoil...
COME ON IVE MADE MORE WITH LESS!

jim: dang JD... ur such a mcguyver smoker

by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009

vagina mcguyver

a man that can a vagina no matter where he is, or the surroundings, no matter where he is... he always finds vagina

way to be a vagina mcguyver at the gay bar last night

by WTF!! November 15, 2007

Alaskan McGuyver

The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.

Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.

We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.

by nancyscrew October 25, 2017