by Spartacus778 August 13, 2006
An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.
"my bologne has a first name"
by ricemond December 6, 2003
John Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares."
What a Jackass.
What a Jackass.
Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?!
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..
by Lollerskater69 September 9, 2005
Example 1:
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.
Example 2:
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.
Alec: Ok, so we're going to meet at the bar?
Rawrie: Yes, don't John Mayer me again. I hate drinking alone.
Example 2:
I just bought us tickets to the concert. Don't John Mayer this up.
by LaBeaner April 8, 2010
by Yelsew Foolface April 6, 2005
Somone who greatly enjoys the shizer, often when it is maximized. When maximized he takes it in the butt while saying... oooooooooo rub it. shiza.
by Shizer Face July 16, 2003
by Austin BJ August 3, 2010