May 1st

Hooray hooray its the first of May outside Fucking begins today!!!!

by uknowitsmela April 30, 2010

Is national all Bella's get a hot boyfriend day! Anyone with abs and dark hair above 5'10 will do. Thank you next

It was May 1st when I got a hot boyfriend..

The day the baddest and the realist bitch was born. Celebrated as a bad bitch or real bitch holiday to some.

“Isn’t today your birthday?” “Yes it is! Thank you! It’s and May 1st a bad bitch was born”

by zemit2ymym October 18, 2019

Today Is the day that you guys are supposed to let girls SMACK or TAP dat assssss.
This is a moment of rejoice in your hand and his booty

Hey what u doing?
Today is May 1st and I get to tap to ass ,duh

National spend time with your bf/gf day

by Balls.com.rus May 1, 2022

by Otter demon spawn February 13, 2020

The day that bad bleeps are born.
Yall may 1st babies are F*CKING AMAZING
yall are probably rich and successful aswell

Damn she’s born on may 1st? That’s so cool

by Alecccz February 15, 2021