An auto-erotic accessory composed of a liver (preferably still warm from the recently-euthanized livestock) affixed (nailed, stapled) to a wooden plank with a hole carved into it. A makeshift orifice is sliced through the liver, and a "hillbilly" copulates with the organ. The board provides a rigid frame for satisfactory penetration and withdrawal.
Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).
Risks include social stigma, tetanus, splinters, crotch rot, and inclusion in the subject matter of a mind-scarring podcast (see Uncle Deercamp).
Ed: Wow...you slept with that fugly cum dumpster?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?
Bill: Yeah, well, it was better than jack-pounding a liver board.
Ed: Are you sure about that?
by MSMStud October 10, 2007
Able to drink undefined amounts of alcohol without chunking or feeling any kind of hangover the next morning.
by mikel martindale November 1, 2010
A sophisticated, yet raunchy term for hard liquor, beer, wine, or any combination of alcoholic beverages. The term can be spliced and used accordingly.
Todd: I need John to go to the store and pick me up some Liver Spank.
Gerald: So Gerard. What are you doing this fine evening?
Gerard: It appears I will be Spanking my Liver.
Gerald: I didn't think you had any Liver Spank left!
Gerard: No no. I have plenty of Liver Spank to Spank your Liver with. Would you care to join me?
Gerald: That would be smashing!
Gerald: So Gerard. What are you doing this fine evening?
Gerard: It appears I will be Spanking my Liver.
Gerald: I didn't think you had any Liver Spank left!
Gerard: No no. I have plenty of Liver Spank to Spank your Liver with. Would you care to join me?
Gerald: That would be smashing!
by Brad November 29, 2007
A mystical place in England somewhere, where four incredibly hot boys came from. Their names are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr. They eventually met and formed the legendary band called The Beatles.
Freddie: do you like the Beatles?
Brian: never heard of them, where are they from?
Freddie: they are from Pool of Liver.
Brian: never heard of them, where are they from?
Freddie: they are from Pool of Liver.
by Totally-Not-Ringo March 2, 2021
When a persons liver is a pussy and they cant handle their alcohol. A Liver Vagina or Lagina means your liver is a bitch.
by gulliermo November 28, 2013
she's a whore that enjoys what she do. with the crew or girl on girl, girl on guy. girl on girls, or girl on guys. she's just wild. she might even get down with a dog or any other animal. vibrators, tv remotes hell, maybe even a shoe. don't you love her
by gangsta_ken April 23, 2004
by Mitch Walker April 25, 2008