Lisa is funny, smart, and artsy. She's a hopeless romantic and can be just a little clingy. She's the type of girl who doesn't attend that kickin' party, but comes over to help clean up after everyone leaves. Lisa is shy around new people, especially boys older than her, but is capable of getting along with any person, anytime. Lisa is the girl who WANTS a boy that will make her laugh and forget the world, but NEEDS a boy who can give her stability and undying love. She's into poetry and other forms of the written word, and loves to write, herself. Art is an escape for her, as she's prone to periods of depression, where she may consider suicide. She's modest, and doesn't like to be overly critical of others. A Lisa is sensitive, and she hates to be yelled at.
by Josephine Goldfinch July 21, 2010
Your alter ego...if you are drunk and you do something stupid, it was never actually you....it was Lisa.
Chelsea: You were so drunk last night that you walked into my parents room, woke them up and literally fell on your ass.
Beth: Oh, that was Lisa, not me!!!!
Chelsea: And you were throwing M&M's on the floor claiming they were the devil.
Beth: Again, it was Lisa. She was in full effect last night!
Beth: Oh, that was Lisa, not me!!!!
Chelsea: And you were throwing M&M's on the floor claiming they were the devil.
Beth: Again, it was Lisa. She was in full effect last night!
by Beth Charpentier October 28, 2007
#LOL🤣🤪, Lisa !!!! You are quite the Adventurer 🌎!!!! Can’t wait to #WAP🙏🏻✝️with you when you get back. 🍷🇺🇸✝️🤪
by The sexy 12 year old December 29, 2021
A female that has a great personality and will never leave your side. Most girls named Lisa are never attracted to guys with the name Damian.
by SkippyDingleChalk November 27, 2018
Do you happen to know someone named Lisa? Congratulations you made contact with one of the most extraordinary creatures having set their feet on earth. Dont stare at her, you might die. She's breathtakingly beautiful. Of course she's already married and what not. Her magnificent eyes can keep you from doing anything. You're automatically hypnotised by the glance of her beauty. By then you've probably already taken a look at her lips. They're deadly, no joke. Her smile can destroy buildings. If you have gotten the honour to hear her talk, you'd know that you would do anything for her. You know you'd drown yourself if she told you to. Her goodness beautiful hair. She can pull of any hairstyle; in a claw clip, in a low pony tail, or simply just placing them on her right side of her shoulder. And the way she dresses! Jesus; her Outfits are so pretty.
You won't be able to decide whether you want to be her friend, her lover or literally herself. Realising you cannot do any of that is going to almost kill you. All you can do is admire her from far away. You can't even tell her how absolutely perfect she is because it's just going to be all weird and everything. You just have to sit here and try to make her proud. Try to get everything out of the smallest conversation possible. It's really sad existing in her world. Sometimes you're going to wish to be able to control time just so can look at her pretty face a little longer. But you can't. You can't control time. And you never will.
You won't be able to decide whether you want to be her friend, her lover or literally herself. Realising you cannot do any of that is going to almost kill you. All you can do is admire her from far away. You can't even tell her how absolutely perfect she is because it's just going to be all weird and everything. You just have to sit here and try to make her proud. Try to get everything out of the smallest conversation possible. It's really sad existing in her world. Sometimes you're going to wish to be able to control time just so can look at her pretty face a little longer. But you can't. You can't control time. And you never will.
Person A:" Jesus mother of God. Who is THAT? "
Person B:" Oh that's just Miss Lisa, your married 30 year old teacher."
Person B:" Oh that's just Miss Lisa, your married 30 year old teacher."
by your secret loving princess June 16, 2023
by Exposed33333 October 16, 2018