lent

That 40 day long period where Christians attempt to emulate Christ-like suffering and minimalism through only the lamest and most half-assed undertakings.

Jesus: I toiled in the desert for 40 days and nights. Then I was beaten until I lost 17.8 litres of blood.

Self-Righteous Christian Tool: I switched to low-carb beer.

by Andrew Thrillson March 5, 2004

lent

1 - the 40-day period from Ash Wednesday until Easter, observed by many Christians as a time for penitence, fasting, and devotion.

2 - the 40 days immediately following Mardi Gras, when all sins from that day are supposedly forgiven, regardless.

He felt bad for raping that drunk girl in her hotel room on Bourbon St, but then he remembered that Lent began the next day.

by raekwon February 28, 2004

lent

A time before easter in the christian calander where sacrifice is made.

2. Stuff collected from bottom of washing machine, JK

"the pope has just declared lent"

A lent collecter

by mofo February 29, 2004

lented

when you get an ugly girl to come to your house and you nail her even though she is gross

you get laid last night? kinda, i lented. man thats gross

by dfoster October 29, 2010

Lenting

The act of giving of up something, especially meat, for the period of lent.

I am lenting this week, so no meat for me.

by Christopher Busch February 13, 2008

lent

(verb):past tense of "loan"

I lent him a condom = I loaned him a condom

by Jake February 28, 2004

lent

Lent is the time of year when Catholics give it up and "eat fish" on Fridays... Heh.

It was lent, and for 40 days and 40 nights I gave it up. By the time Easter came around, damn was I sore!

by pure-as-the-driven-snow January 25, 2008