Flip my lease

A lease transfer or sublet that happens between two people, directly, and transferred digitally.

I got a dope new job in San Fran so I'm going to flip my lease. Peace out, NYC!

My boyfriend cheated on me so I kicked him out but now I can't afford the rent. I guess I gotta flip my lease.

My landlord caught me Airbnbing my apartment in FiDi and I can't afford this rent without Airbnb. I gotta flip my lease.

by leaseflipper June 6, 2016

Lease Audit King

The auditor management companies fear. He will scrutinize every lease to see if you are hiding anything .

Hi Michelle,

See attached the list of discrepancies and issues I have with the leases I reviewed. Just another day at work for the Lease Audit King.

Ralph

by funatwork1 January 4, 2022

Leases

A guy you don’t want to fuck with.

HEY! DONT FUCK WITH Leases.

by Leases June 26, 2022

Lease-a-Lobe

When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.

Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?

by HeyitsGinoB69 September 15, 2015

Lease Pimp

Somebody who dates others for the sole purpose of having somewhere to live. Similar to a hobosexual, but more tenured and successful. (They aren’t homeless enough to actually be considered homeless.)

Bobby has been with Keisha for three weeks and already has his whole wardrobe in the back of her closet. Lease pimp strikes again!

by ShutUpBev March 8, 2021

whole-lease

A deez nuts joke. If someone asks what whole-lease is, the joke teller can reply with “Whole-lease nuts in yo mouth (hold deez nuts in your mouth)” or something along the lines of that

Bruh 1: Hey bro do you have anything whole-lease here?

Bruh 2: Uh… no? What’s whole-lease?

Bruh 1: WHOLE-LEASE NUTS IN YO MOUTH! HAH! GOT EM!

Bruh 2: Damnit!

by SqueakyRobloxer July 26, 2021