A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis.
by Badass Keith April 6, 2005
Once was an honorable center fielder from the Boston Red Sox, but after the 2005 baseball season he became a free agent and decided to sacrifice his reputation for more money playing for the soul-less New York Yankees
by apathyislethal April 9, 2006
The CF for the BoSox in 2004. He is a great fielder and a great leadoff hitter. He has speed and can steal bases. He looks like jesus.
Wow, Johnny Damon made a sick play.
Johnny Damon just hit a tripple.
Johnny Damon just scored from first on a bloop single.
Johnny Damon just hit a tripple.
Johnny Damon just scored from first on a bloop single.
by parliment July 24, 2004
An overrated, mediocre Center Fielder who plays for a team so evil its name dare not be mentioned here.
by Nickey Shea July 11, 2005
cool things about him:
1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.
uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.
1. haggard ass madman.
2. looks like jesus.
3. is a pretty good baseball player.
uncool things about him:
1. complete over-exposure of this dude.
2. in love with himself due to overexposure.
i'd like johnny damon as a person more if he wasn't so fucking hyped all the time, unnecessarily
he plays good ball though
he plays good ball though
by broseph April 21, 2005