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John Dough 

A man who is really loaded, aka Johnny Cash, Eddie Money, Dough Boy, Pillsbury. Opposite of Owen Cash.
THUGLY: Why are we following this guy?

MUGLY: We're gonna rob him.

THUGLY: What, is he Johnny Paycheck?

MUGLY: No, he aint some guy who just got paid, in fact, he doesn't even have a job.

THUGLY: So, why would we try to rob some Owen Cash guy?

MUGLY: Because he aint no "Owen Cash", he's "John Dough" -- he's filthy rich. We're gonna jump him, take him to the ATM, and rob him.

John Dough walks to his car. Thugly & Mugly jump out to attack. Floodlights turn on, BullMastiffs come running, and John Dough WresponKiBo's the two idiots. Soon the BullMastiffs have their mouths over the assailants faces, and two armed bodyguards show up.

BG #1: Should I call the police, sir?

John Dough: (holds up cell phone) I already did William.
John Dough by Mugly Majors November 22, 2006
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John Dough (John Dough Brand) 

John Dough is premium apparel and accessories company founded December 10, 2000. When Dough Dynasty Enterprises founder, Donney Sincere McMullin, discovered entrepreneurship in his mid teens- it was love at first sight! With fashion being a strong secondary love-affair of the entrepreneur, combinding the two is the best of both worlds. This set the tone and direction for the brand created in 2000, John Dough. The idea behind the name is financially successful entrepreneurship lifestyle.

Never wanting to limit the potential for greatness of the idea, he decides to create Dough Dynasty enterprises,llc to expand the concept to Brand Dough that consist of not only John Dough but Jane Dough and Baby Dough.

Description About Brand Dough

A division of Dough Dynasty Enterprises, LLC, Brand Dough is a premium brand of apparel and accessories inspired by the lifestyle of entrepreneurship.

The Mission of Brand Dough is to provide high quality Products that are durable and functional in a innovative and creative way through out the world. Products Apparel and accessories bearing the trademark of the dollar sign donning a crown represents Global Go-Getter Goods for the Hustler Lifestyle.
John Dough (John Dough Brand) is Global Go-Getter Goods for the International Paperchaser.

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026