Jim

Jim is a man that: A.) Is hard working. B.) Laughs at his own jokes as if they were truly funny. C.) Will most likely work in a large factory or Yard. D.) Has a very small penis, almost like a shrimp. E.) He will be a boss one day and trust only 3-4 workers and will know that these workers are the best at what they do. He is also a man of small stature (very tiny man).

Guy one: Hey did you see Him today?
Guy two: Yes, that man is never gone so I see him daily. Why do you ask?
Guy one: Well I heard that this girl told him he has a shrimp dick.
Guy two: Yeppers that's definitely a JIM!

by MysticMac857 May 15, 2018

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The Greatest Character in The Office

Roy: Harpor!
*Jim turns around*
*Roy tries to take a swing at Jim*

by Spelleranon April 8, 2007

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A being that is usually always bipolar. Has a very short temper usually triggered by anything spicy or from north of the border. Has a tendency to be an exuberant lover of land rovers, especially old rusty ones covered in tetanus. He has a history of turmoil with the A595 in Cumbria, which has been a place of many explicit rants. Including violent threats towards colleagues. His nickname used to be Trailer Jim until he lost it. If you go on google earth you can see a huge gouge across the land in Dovenby, this will be his legacy for all of time.

Oh not again Jim.....stop stroking that Land Rover.
Did you hear about big rig? He's lost that trailer again.
10 4 rubber duck

by rg177 June 6, 2019

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the perfect man. A Jim enjoys coffee, beer, cigarettes, and killing Nazi zombies. He knows how to use a sword, namely, Sting. He is handsome, loyal, romantic, talented, old, and genuine. He has an awesome girlfriend who loves him more than anything in the world.

"Dude, Jim's girlfriend is awesome!"
"I know! She must be a Charlotte."

by charliegonebad February 6, 2010

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