Person 1: You know I'm getting scared.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's New Jersey. I think it's envading America with all those shows like Jersey Shore!
Person 2: No way! You're crazy!
Person: I've warned you!!!
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: It's New Jersey. I think it's envading America with all those shows like Jersey Shore!
Person 2: No way! You're crazy!
Person: I've warned you!!!
by UTaH101 November 1, 2010
Although television is relatively stupid in general, most shows were still too classy, elegant, and intelligent for some people to watch. A TV network that "relates greatly to music" had decided to create a stereotypical show that only people with low intelligent could watch. This show has no real point other than to show people with so much tan that they look like an ugly traffic cone get into fights. The general audience of this show include: Stoners, Pregnant Teenagers, Dumb Blondes, Douchebags, and arrogant morons. Anyone with a reasonable mind and a small trace of sanity would be able to identify that this show is a bundle of crap and insults the entire country.
Jersey Whore Fan: "Yo man, you wanna watch Jersey Shore?"
Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."
Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."
by Jag140 August 5, 2011
The greatest place on earth; fuck the rest of the world who comes here in the summer, the jersey is the best place all fuckin year round
by Mitch Hedberg December 8, 2005
The eastern most part of New Jersey known for its beaches. And for all those people who say "there is no beach in NJ you go down the shore." No local of the " true " jersey shore says that, we go to the beach. "true" jersey shore is from central to souther NJ. Nothern NJ and New Yorkers are bennies.
by gchxox January 18, 2008
Fucking retards at their best. A reason for a holocaust in New Jersey or the US in general. MTV's down fall (if there werent any before). A show that makes you wanna become an alcoholic or drug addict. A show that will literally lower your IQ the longer you watch it. Please someone make it go away. Someone? Anyone.
"Wow those people on Jersey Shore make me feel like God must have made New Jersey his emergency toilet."
by Bingflacker May 11, 2011
by Dr.Insano April 20, 2011
a product of the what has become the shittiest corporation in America, MTV, that depicts all the worst qualities of our Society.
guy: Jersey Shore is the opposite of everything i stand for and value.
Other guy: Yeah, that show is an abomination of the human race.
Other guy: Yeah, that show is an abomination of the human race.
by pjten315 September 29, 2011