Condition where retarded, absurd, and/or extremely offensive comments/posts/statuses make you sick. Often associated with Youtube and Facebook.
Random Jackass #1: Whoa man did you hear what happened to Fuckface Mcgee?
Random Jackass #2: No man, what?
Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!
Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(
Random Jackass #2: No man, what?
Random Jackass #1: He read this comment on youtube and contracted internet cancer!
Random Jackass #2: So sad, i'll pray for him :(
by Jewnigger VonStein August 28, 2014
Mom I cant go to school because I watched an hour of leafy last night and contracted a serious case of internet cancer.
by Dick Faggot 101 March 5, 2016