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If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead
Comical
saying. Means if
your woman's
flowing, do her
up the arse
.
Dave: Man, I can't have sex with
Lucy
at the moment
, she's having her period!
Phil: So what?
If the river's red, try the dirt track instead
!
by
Public Enemy Number 42
May 3, 2008
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