by The dildo king February 22, 2021
A revolting experience described as follows.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
A male goes into a public bathroom to drop a deuce. Unknowingly, the bowl is filled to the brim with a prior dude's diluted s&*t plus bowl water. The bowl is clogged, but since no water has spilled out onto the floor, the male is unaware of any problem.
So, said male unbuckles his pants, turns around, and -- with blessed innocence -- sits his ass down on the toilet seat, and in doing so, dunks his unsuspecting balls into the slightly chilly tea of diluted fecal matter.
by Ae5Ea8 October 22, 2016
ice fishing with numerous unattended fishing poles, when a fish becomes hooked on one of the poles, everybody that sees it rushes to be the first person to grab it thereby claiming the fish as thier own. usually degresses to tripping, throwing things at people, and hockey style checking fairly quickly. players usually incur injuries and broken fishing equiptment.
dude i broke my favorite ice fishing pole and two ribs full contact ice fishing yesterday, but i got that 26" char.
by TGP! January 12, 2010
The act of a man shoving one of his arms into a woman's vagina and pulling out her intestines one by one. Then frying the intestines on a grill and eating them for a meal.
Phil: "Would your wife like to join us for dinner this evening as well?"
Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."
Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"
Tim: "No I'm afraid not. I went Minnesota Ice Fishing with her last night and pulled out her small intestine and bladder, then buried her body in a ditch."
Phil: "Can I have the leftovers?"
by Mydickislikeamovie Uncut October 27, 2011
by rustyspoonlol August 3, 2018
Not to be confused with the upper decker. Oklahoma ice fishing is while still taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet you flush the remains of that mornings glorious evacuation of your bowels from the upper tank to the lower bowl and aim that meat stick while it's flowing full stream of glorious golden shower and try to shoot the little nuggets of excrement that flow through the holes of the lower toilet.
Went Oklahoma ice fishing this morning and let me tell you if they kept score I'd give r Kelly a run for his money.
by Shyguy001993 May 3, 2023
by TheFestivemedic November 14, 2016