Hunting Season

The time of year where most guys named Andre go sit in the woods for no good fucking reason knowing damn well they won’t shoot a fucking deer

Andre: sup cunt boyz, it’s hunting season!
Friends: Andre you have never shot a deer.

Andre: yes I have!

Friends: Andre the only thing you’ve shot is a load of cum in your own ass hole

by HugeHunterWithTinyPenis September 14, 2019

Hunting Season

The 3 months in a year where you can kill furries

It's hunting season, baby!

by Doodle128 May 11, 2022

hunting season

The 3/4 of the month when a girl is *not* on the rag.

Sorry dude, it's not hunting season down south. Can you wait a few days?

by badpoet November 23, 2003

Furry Hunting Season

A season in which it is completely legal to hunt, kill, and eat furries. This Season takes place from January 1- July 27.

Me:Yo looks like y'all restocked eh?
Furry Meat Dealer: Yeah Furry Hunting Season Just ended.

by Nether Slayer The Word Maker January 30, 2020

Furries Hunting Season

It happens every Year to January 1st-December 31st or 30th
You can hunt, kill and eat every furry alive.

Me: This Furries Hunting Season was cool, all furrys are now dead.

by AntiFurries July 20, 2023

Midget Hunting Season

By far the best hunting season there is!! it runs from January 1st THROUGH December 31st ...... this season is ONLY takes place in the following places:

Asia
Africa
North America
South America
Australia
Europe
Antarctica
and
All Waters Between These Places

The only item that is allowed to be used to catched the midgets is a net.

My friends and I saw a midget, wearing purple, riding a bike past papa gino's..... unfortunately, no one had a net handy ::tear::

by Koala Beer November 7, 2004

telemarketer hunting season

A hunting season that should exist.

Turn on caller ID, it's telemarketer hunting season!

by 1ns4n1ty April 9, 2006