Sloppy Groucho 

A sexual act where a male ejaculates on or across the mustache of another male or rather manly female. The term derives from the mustache of the famous comedian, Groucho Marx, and the inherently sloppy nature of the action itself.

"Yeah dude, I totally gave that dude a sloppy groucho."

"You want it, don't you? You want that sloppy groucho. Oh yeah, beg for it, bitch!"

Sloppy Groucho by Joe Brown Superman February 4, 2009

Goucho Steamer 

A derivative of a "cleaveland steamer," the goucho steamer is the act of placing strips of freshly cooked meat (a la Brazilian steakhouse styling - very tender, warm, and juicy) onto the other person's chest before, during, or after sex. Once the meat is in place you may either:
a) sit on the meat and rock back and forth like a steamroller
b) eat the meat in mid-coitus
c) invite the goucho (he who brings the meat) into a deliciously meaty three-way

Last night my girlfriend and I were having sex and I felt hungry, so I phoned up my neighborhood Goucho and he came by with freshly cooked meat so I could give my girl a goucho steamer.

Goucho Steamer by FrankieT May 11, 2006

Grouchos 

Wild, bushy eyebrows, a la Groucho Marx, especially when describing a woman.

The girl is real cute, but what's with those grouchos? My grandfather doesn't even have eyebrows like that!

Grouchos by Ska.one September 4, 2008

Grouchos 

Very large, hairy eyebrows, especially on a woman.

She's kind of cute, but what's up wuth those grouchos? Honey needs to do something about that.

Grouchos by Ska.one September 3, 2008

Grouchos 

Obviously painted-on eyebrows, like the real Groucho Marx wore in old movies. Women who would otherwise look gorgeous seem to be missing the glasses, cigar, and painted-on mustache to complete the ensemble.

"No, that chick doesn't have Grouchos, she has Shalits. Grouchos are painted-on, not hairy.

Grouchos by Obey the Mustache October 13, 2017

Grouch-a-sourus

A kid who is less then pleasant to be around.

Tommy is being a Grouch-a-sourus today.

Grouch-a-sourus by Kla31 July 30, 2022

slap grouchy 

when very tired, a person can be slap grouchy, on the edge of sleep but grouchy. The opposite of slap happy.

she was so tired she was slap grouchy.

slap grouchy by Deathtoll79 August 30, 2020