Get a grip

To get a hold of your life, to fix your shit together, to sort your fucking shit out or to have at least some sort of control in your life.

Holy get a grip

by GuitarDroid248 July 28, 2020

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get a grip

To pick up a large amount of, or grip of something, rather than a small amount.

Jared: "I'm never going to be able to feed everyone at the party with only one bag of chips!!! OH NOOOO!!!"
Mark: "Get a grip, man!!! You're freaking out!!!"
Jared: "Gee, what a swell idea! I'll just get 3 or 4 bags...that should be more than enough!"

by Nick D June 1, 2006

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Gotta get a grip

The famous quote from hotline Miami 2 during the level apocalypse the son takes too many pills and then says this famous line

(Kork) Who cares if Manny pardo has thick skin I gotta get a grip

by The son hotline Miami 2 January 17, 2021

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Get a Grip on Physics

The title of the paperback book found on the front driver's side floor of Tiger Wood's Cadillac, following his car crash into a fire hydrant.

Tiger's wife read "Get a Grip on Physics," and learned about energy, force, matter, and how these principles apply to the golf club she used to beat his ass.

by JustSayNoToCheatingAssWipe December 2, 2009

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