Garret

A bully

Man that Garret is mean.

by hyperslushii April 13, 2018

Garret

Worst ever

"garret is the worst".

by BroReally January 22, 2020

garretting

The act of watching gay porn while simultaneously pooping and masturbating, not washing up and going straight to sleep.

Oh man I was garretting last night and all I smell now is shit and semen.

by phat_phuc October 30, 2014

Garretted

When you have to shit so bad, but are forced to hold it in and don’t quite make it to the toilet. Having to leave your pants, shoes and socks in the bathroom while leave dressed like Donald Duck

Cameron: dude hurry up I gotta shit.

Mike: pulls into chevron watching Cameron waddle in the bathroom.

Cameron: (texting mike) dude I didn’t make it. I GARRETTED. How many people are out there

by T.F.M. March 13, 2020

garret

Noun- The most badassitude person you'll ever meet. A garret ( Properly spelled Garret, or Garrett) loves 70's music as well as some 80's, and 60's. Their knowledge will always surprise you, and so will their astonishingly good looks.

Verb- The act of doing something badass, exceptionally dank, or positively shocking.

Noun- "That dude is such a garret."
Verb- "I'm going to garret this motha fucka."

by Ian Knight September 17, 2019

Garretting

The act of being a complete rude, lying, selfish asshole

Stop garretting and give me candy

by tjm420 November 7, 2014

Garretting

A quick turn of events starting when a man and woman make sweet dry-humping love; the man cums in his trousers and immediately demands the woman make his bed, then kicks her ass out.

After Adam finished garretting his girl friend, he proceded to play WOW with his friends.

by Spring83n November 30, 2012