not a country: does not exist.
There is no such thing as Finland. What’s a Finland?
by imriddikulus September 29, 2020
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That....country....that resides....somewhere in Europe.

They have great people, great landmarks, and have great living conditions!

Surgeon General Warning: Above conditions have been imagined. Such remarks about Finland may not actually be true.

However, one thing you can definitely count on is that people will treat you like a brother, no matter what race you are.
Um, people? Santa Claus or "Saint Nicholas" was Turkish, not Finnish.
by BusinessMan July 18, 2005
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There is no place named Finland what are you talking about?
Have you heard of Finland? Yea me neither.
by ElatedJay20 October 14, 2021
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The most boring country ever, even though the people are quite nice (they don't look too good though). Finland was never a part of the big viking aera, and because of that they're badmouthing the vikings and the great countries they came from.

Finland is also a rather cold country, your hands might freeze if you go there.

What a dull country...
(In finland)

Hey! What are we gonna do today?

Lets go to Norway! :D We all love that country, don't we?

Oh yeah. Finland should so be a part of Norway.

by Harald September 26, 2006
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To finish; to complete. Origins: finish=finnish=finland. Created by mark hoppus of blink-182.
Give me two seconds, I've just gotta finland typing this.
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Finland a contry that thinks its a part of scandinavia even though all scandinavians (Norway, Sweden, Denmark) say they are not. If you want to annoy a Finn tell them they are not scandinavian but Russian.
PS: I'm not responisble for any harm finnish people might force on you if u say they are russian.
Scandinavian: You are not a part of scandinavia!!
Finn: YES FINLAND IS A PART OF SCANDINAVIA!!
Scandinavian: Nah you are russian.
Finn: ARRRGGGHHHHH Do you want my fist in your face!!!! Finland is not russian!!!! *Takes out knife* MUHAHAHAHAH
by Awesome Scandinavian November 13, 2010
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Finns love sports, they are just not very good at it, at least in sports precticed by any other country then themselves.

More than anything, they wish they would beat Sweden in hockey in a game that would mean anything...
Finland - Sweden 5-6 (World Cup 2003, Quarter finals, Hartwall arena, Helsinki... and Sweden was down 5-1)

Sweden - Finlad 3-2 (Olympic games 2006, Final)

Sweden - Finland WC-final... oh, yeah... Finland didn't make it and Sweden won again
by MrTeacher December 25, 2009
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