by Mayflower5 June 22, 2016
Fake wedding: A celebration for women who have concluded they don't want to/might not get married but don't want to miss out on their 'big day'. A response to the fact that most women only want to get married for a) the proposal (flattering) and b) the party (more undivided attention). An opportunity for ladies to spend a foolish amount of money on a dress they will wear once, a decent hairdo, a massive cake, flowers, a chauffer-driven entrance, a good time for all their loved ones and a photographer (to capture the 'blushing' hostess in as much glory as her middle-age can muster). Ideally combined with 40th birthday celebrations to encourage the co-operation of one's nearest and dearest, as opposed being branded an 'asshole'.
You're invited to attend my fedding this April. (You'd better be there as I'll be having a whale of a time, whether you are or not, and the pictures won't look as good if I'm alone.)
by frezley December 11, 2011
Short for the United State's Federal Reserve. The fed tries to keep the US economy under control by controlling banks and minting money.
by Nemrem February 15, 2006
December:I have made peace with march
Jc Pancake: nigga get your black ass outta here u a fed my nigga
Jc Pancake: nigga get your black ass outta here u a fed my nigga
by ×December Rejections× July 6, 2020
In economics, short for the Federal Reserve Bank, a government institution which oversees monetary policy and banking. www.federalreserve.gov on the web.
As such, a horrifyingly boring subject to study at length.
As such, a horrifyingly boring subject to study at length.
by lousypunk June 17, 2004
britney says "ew that girl is fake" then the girls best friend jenny says shoo nigga that girl ain't fake she fed!
by PBK 4 LIFE October 16, 2008