Fart

A nasty smell that's sprayed from the anus

Jake : O Kiersten your hair smells so good and your skin is so soft I could hold you like this forever! (SPLATTT)
Kiersten : JAKE! Did you just Fart?
Jake : Uh yeah I had leftover chili for lunch! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Really your gonna stand here cuddle and talk sweet to me then just blow a Fart?
Jake : Well it's not like I can control it! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : God Damn't go to the fucking bathroom already Jesus Christ!
Chad : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Steve!
Steve : Mmmm! Mmmm! Mmmm! Oh Chad! (SPLATT)
Chad : Steve honey did you just Fart?
Steve : Yeah I had ham & beans for lunch! (SPLATTTTTTTTT) Ohh that was a big one!
Chad : God Damn't Steve Im trying to make out with you here did you have to blow a Fart!
Steve : Oh I can shit myself too AHHHHHHHHHH! Thank god for diapers!
Kiersten : Oh my god what the hell died in here?
Chad : Steve ripped a massive Fart then he shit himself!
Steve : (SPLATTTTTTTTTTTT) AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Oh my god go to the fucking bathroom already!
Steve : Why my diaper isn't full yet!
Chad : Steve honey go change your diaper NOW! (SPLATT)
Kiersten : Will someone open a window around here!

by SlopNChop September 16, 2018

Fart

smelly, rank gas that is shot out the anus. usually smells like rotten eggs or some unknown heinous smell. also known as blowing ass, passing gas, cutting the cheese and sometimes, SBD, which is the most haggard smelling of all.

farts smell bad

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Fart

1. expulsion of gas
2. exclamation from 3rd grade. by 4th grade you've grauated to "crap" then on to "shit"

1. i farted. it was a hot one.
2. oh fart! i'm about to fall.

by tomskerrit April 24, 2003

Fart

the vaporized form of shit

by Unknown April 30, 2003

Fart

Something that smells really bad!

My girlfriend's farts can rip the stitching out of a pair Levi's!

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Fart

a blast of wind that comes out ya anus

oops sorry i can't type anymore more i av tremedos botty burts

by betty bum August 5, 2003

Fart

To let loose the inner beast. To pollute your drawers!

Here I sit, same as ever... took a dump & pulled the lever
The toilet flushed, the water flowed. Look out world it's a motherload!!

Wholey shit! That brocolli let loose my inner beast!!! That was a rotten fart!!!

by Naughty Redhaired Angel January 13, 2006