Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so happy this afternoon?
Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face!
Kaylee : And that makes you happy?
Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams!
Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH!
Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe!
Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!
Kiersten : While I was giving Jake his lunchtime blowjob he ripped a Fart in my face!
Kaylee : And that makes you happy?
Kiersten : It sure does there aint nothing like smelling Farts from the man of your dreams!
Steve: Hey Kiersten (RIPPPPPP) (RIPPPPPP) AHHHHHH!
Kiersten : O GOD DAMN! I think I'm gonna be sick UH! UH! UH! UH!
Steve : I had egg salad and baked beans for lunch!
Kiersten : GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME! Someone call 911 I can't breathe!
Kaylee : Well I guess Steve is not the man of your dreams!
by SlopNChop August 19, 2017
Chad : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Damn Riley your so sexy I love kissing you!
Riley : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Oh Chad are you going to cum for me Huh! Huh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! My dick's so hard! (pop)
Riley : Did you just Fart?
Chad : Yeah but it was just a mini Fart! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! (splat)
Riley : Ok that was no mini Fart! Oh god damn that smells bad GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : Don't worry about It baby im about to cum Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahh (splatttt) Oops!
Riley : YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER MY SHEETS AND LEGS! GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Chad : Who cares it's just shit! Oh baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU SMELLY ASSHOLE! NOW!!!!
Chad : FINE! (sniff) (sniff) AHHHHHh! AHHHHHHH! (wipe)
Riley : Did you just sniff my panties cum on them and wipe your ass with them?
Chad : Uh Yeah did you really expect me to leave without some pleasure! (splat) Take that BITCH!
Riley : OH FUCK! Not another Fart HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
Chad : (splat) (splat) (splat)
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
Riley : Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Oh Chad are you going to cum for me Huh! Huh!
Chad : Oh Yeah! My dick's so hard! (pop)
Riley : Did you just Fart?
Chad : Yeah but it was just a mini Fart! Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! (splat)
Riley : Ok that was no mini Fart! Oh god damn that smells bad GO TO THE BATHROOM!
Chad : Don't worry about It baby im about to cum Ahhhhh! Ahhhhhh! Ahh (splatttt) Oops!
Riley : YOU BASTARD! YOU JUST SHIT ALL OVER MY SHEETS AND LEGS! GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!
Chad : Who cares it's just shit! Oh baby Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BED YOU SMELLY ASSHOLE! NOW!!!!
Chad : FINE! (sniff) (sniff) AHHHHHh! AHHHHHHH! (wipe)
Riley : Did you just sniff my panties cum on them and wipe your ass with them?
Chad : Uh Yeah did you really expect me to leave without some pleasure! (splat) Take that BITCH!
Riley : OH FUCK! Not another Fart HELP SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
Chad : (splat) (splat) (splat)
Riley : GET THE FUCK OUT NOW!
by SlopNChop January 10, 2019
by jballgame January 26, 2004
by Penny Pukeface December 12, 2020
Kiersten : Mmmm! Are you ready to have sex tonight?
Jake : Why wait til tonight ive got a huge boner from kissing and caressing your hot body!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhhhhh! Wow I bet that Fart blew a hole in my undies!
Kiersten : Oh my god it smells like a dead carcus!
Jake : Uh! I don't feel so good!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out of here you smelly idiot!
Jake : O God I'm gonna puke!
Kiersten : No baby don't lose your boner!
Jake : Sorry I'm not in the mood!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your fuckin Fart just cost me some sexual pleasure!
Steve : Don't worry I would be glad to pleasure you Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O my god go the bathroom you jackass!
Jake : Why wait til tonight ive got a huge boner from kissing and caressing your hot body!
Kiersten : Oh Baby!
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhhhhh! Wow I bet that Fart blew a hole in my undies!
Kiersten : Oh my god it smells like a dead carcus!
Jake : Uh! I don't feel so good!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Get the fuck out of here you smelly idiot!
Jake : O God I'm gonna puke!
Kiersten : No baby don't lose your boner!
Jake : Sorry I'm not in the mood!
Kiersten : Thanks a lot Steve your fuckin Fart just cost me some sexual pleasure!
Steve : Don't worry I would be glad to pleasure you Ahhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : O my god go the bathroom you jackass!
by SlopNChop October 10, 2017
The silent-but-deadly: A fart that you cant hear but it is one of the worst smelling things in the entire universe.
The fire cracker: The type of fart where you squat down over someones head and just let it rip, it makes a tear sound but its not your pants.
The grim reaper: This fart just sneaks up out of no where and just bursts out and then every one just looks at you like "What the hell!"
The juicy one: You no that one which you think your going to fart but than you just splatter every where and you have to get new underwear . Yah that one.
The let her rip: The one where you can feel it coming and you yell "fire out the hole!!!" and every one runs as the loud BOOM comes out you ass.
The batman: The fart that lets batman know that someone has been killed by a fart.
The fire cracker: The type of fart where you squat down over someones head and just let it rip, it makes a tear sound but its not your pants.
The grim reaper: This fart just sneaks up out of no where and just bursts out and then every one just looks at you like "What the hell!"
The juicy one: You no that one which you think your going to fart but than you just splatter every where and you have to get new underwear . Yah that one.
The let her rip: The one where you can feel it coming and you yell "fire out the hole!!!" and every one runs as the loud BOOM comes out you ass.
The batman: The fart that lets batman know that someone has been killed by a fart.
by Enyaht November 14, 2017
by LOLOLFACE>COMMMMM February 9, 2018