Fark

People who use their phones more than doing something useful are known as Farks. Farks are so common these days whereas they use the phones for nearly every purposes.

Grandma: Leeban, stop using the phone and eat the shit I made for you?

Leeban: No thanks Hag! *Uses the phone*
Grandma: Stop being a Fark, you adopted Scum!

by Leeban October 3, 2018

Fark

To fark is to practice the sexual of act of having anal sex with one’s partner whilst said partner farts.

Babe, I think I want to try and fark you tonight!

by absolutetrash67 July 17, 2021

Fark

Fark (Verb): To heavily distort music at a fast BPM or Tempo (Example: Blank Space at 200 BPM) with Kickdrums or Bassdrums in electronic music such as: Pieps, Donks, Boinks, Doinks, Bonks, Gated Kicks, Laser Kicks, or any other type of kick (termed by the artist GPF; used when censoring music).

Music Playing: "Because everytime we 'Fark' I get a feeling, and everytime we "Fark" I reach for skies.."
I just wanna say 'Fark' ya know? Get the edge off.

by Hey_x October 15, 2021

Fark

This is a Hungarian word which is actually spelt Fak but is pronounced Fark, and means a group or stand of trees

"Look at the Fark over there"

by D, Fitzpatrick. April 10, 2006

Fark

When your dog is barking at something stupid (like a branch) and then shits on it. They can still be barking while shitting,

Yo man I was about to hook up with this chick then my dog farked, and she got disgusted and ran away.

by JoggyBuddy May 22, 2018

Fark

I'm all farked up. I'm ready to go. I'm hot to trot.

I'm all farked up, I'm as toey as a Roman Sandal. I'm rearing to go. I'm filled with anticipation.

by Frank Blunt May 28, 2006

Fark

1.Being an asshole for no apparent reason
2.Being fat and obnoxious
3.Creating problems out of boredom

Our housemate got drunk and called us a waste of life, he was being a real Fark.

Mark drank all of Matt's lemonade and limeade. That fatass is a real Fark.

I thought he was cool, turned out he was a Fark.

by Lord Farkwar September 22, 2008