An equation that uses rates to torture undergraduate students using nonsensical rules and made up solutions that have no bearing on reality. These are designed to humiliate and confuse typical students.
Oh man, I tried to hook up with this girl from the club last night but she was a total O.D.E (ordinary differential equation)
by Wiggles4u November 6, 2009
The Black Man Equation is an algarithm used to determine one's Black Level Measured in Niglets.
Let Y=Years spent in jail
Let G= Grape drank consumed daily (Litres)
Let K= KFC Consumption per day (Kilograms)
Let W= Wealth in stolen goods (Dollars)
Let R= Total roberies
Let Nℓ= Niglets
∴ Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R
Let Y=Years spent in jail
Let G= Grape drank consumed daily (Litres)
Let K= KFC Consumption per day (Kilograms)
Let W= Wealth in stolen goods (Dollars)
Let R= Total roberies
Let Nℓ= Niglets
∴ Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R
Trevor: "Yo, how many niglets do you think Tyrese is?"
Angus: "I don't know lets use the Black Man Equation!"
Trevor: "If we take the equation Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R and substitute in his levels we get:Nℓ=((6²/3)(12))300/12 we find that he is 3600 Niglets!"
Angus: "Thats a pretty High Niglet Level!"
Trevor: "Yeah I didn't realize Tyrese was that black!"
Angus: "I don't know lets use the Black Man Equation!"
Trevor: "If we take the equation Nℓ=((Y²/G)(K))W/R and substitute in his levels we get:Nℓ=((6²/3)(12))300/12 we find that he is 3600 Niglets!"
Angus: "Thats a pretty High Niglet Level!"
Trevor: "Yeah I didn't realize Tyrese was that black!"
by JulioJohnson September 26, 2011
The general attractiveness scale, however improved. You take how hot the girl is /10, and then take how hot she thinks she is /10, and minus the difference.
'That girl is so hot! Easily an 8/10!'
''Nah, she thinks she's a 10, so using the Kaufmann-Williams Equation she's only a 6'
''Nah, she thinks she's a 10, so using the Kaufmann-Williams Equation she's only a 6'
by itsmewilliams May 5, 2016
"How fat was she, that sister replied in a southern gospel accent,"She was SSSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FHAT her waist the equator belt size."
by Doorshine January 1, 2008
a man or women who oraly pleases another womenusing the tounge, and lodging the tounge as far in the vagina as possible.
by nick saloriza October 31, 2007
(on an x/y graph)
x range (1-100) Your grade
y range (1-60+)minutes spent on assignment
High x, high y: You took your time and got the work done correctly; high work effort.
High x, low y: You rushed through it but managed to get a good grade, medium effort.
Low x, high y: You took your time but didn’t understand the material. At least you tried, medium effort.
Low x, low y: You rushed through and got a bad grade. Low effort.
x range (1-100) Your grade
y range (1-60+)minutes spent on assignment
High x, high y: You took your time and got the work done correctly; high work effort.
High x, low y: You rushed through it but managed to get a good grade, medium effort.
Low x, high y: You took your time but didn’t understand the material. At least you tried, medium effort.
Low x, low y: You rushed through and got a bad grade. Low effort.
Your work effort equation’s output can be used to show teachers and parents your are actually trying for when you get a bad grade, and also can be used to disprove people lying about their effort.
by MaybeARealWord March 31, 2021
The Schrödinger wave equation is a quantum mechanical equation that is used to measure aspects of a particle in a quantum system. It was pioneered by theoretical physicist Erwin Schrödinger.
The Schrödinger (wave) equation in this most simple form can be written H^ Ψ = ΕΨ.
H^ is called the Hamiltonian operator, and is written as H with a hat ^ but I can’t type that lmao.
H^ is called the Hamiltonian operator, and is written as H with a hat ^ but I can’t type that lmao.
by LiamG2250 April 2, 2021