a Sticky envelope is when you can't be fucked to lick the envelope to send it so u squeeze out a little bit on nut and seal ur envelope with ur own fucking seman.
by lolcarson March 12, 2019
by The Mysterious Web Queen October 21, 2020
me: did you hear Asa is running in '24?
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!
dad: so we're talking pence, desantis, asa, ... man, SNL may run out of vanilla envelopes this weekend!
by RollingFuckBale April 2, 2023
by BigBlackPickle December 30, 2017
by BreakBeatDrums May 13, 2015
Sealing the Envelop is to get a female naked and passed out drunk, at which point you masturbate and ejaculate semen down her ass crack using the tip to spread it evenly, then with both hands clamp the cheeks together and wait for it to dry, next day when she wakes up her asscrack will be stuck together.
by R1ftWalk3r February 11, 2016
A parking ticket, particularly one in a bright orange envelope, often found under windshield wipers on cars parked at university campuses and busy cities.
If you don't feed the meter when you park, there might be an orange envelope of shame on your windshield when you get back.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
LPT: remove wiper blades from your car so the meter maid can't leave you an orange envelope of shame.
by southland August 18, 2017