Eltonic is a word used to describe anything that is SO cool or amazing, that no other word can describe it. It is believed to have been first used by an all girls' school in England.
by The Mighty Pozza October 17, 2010
A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john
1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.
2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.
- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H
2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.
- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H
by Ronzula May 27, 2008
by Bad Ass Man October 27, 2005
A saying synonymous with no homo used by homophobes & closed minded teens. Seriously, is there a need to declare how hetero you are? Do gay people say "no hetero" or "no Obama" or whoever the fuck is hetero, just because closed minded people assume they're str8? No. So grow up kiddies :)
Shawn: Bro im lyk sooo str8! No Elton k? No Elton!
Jake: Dude why are you making a big deal as if it matters if you're gay or bi or not? Get over your homophobia.
Jake: Dude why are you making a big deal as if it matters if you're gay or bi or not? Get over your homophobia.
by Mrs. Intelligent July 24, 2010
Elton: Fuck you, Barry Bonds sucked my dick.
Someone: Haha, way to miss opening day you fuckhead.
Elton: Mmmm, yes.
Elton: THIS IS YOUR SONG. (in bad tone)
Someone: Haha, way to miss opening day you fuckhead.
Elton: Mmmm, yes.
Elton: THIS IS YOUR SONG. (in bad tone)
by Kazan April 1, 2005
When a man runs a race of 2000 meter steeplechase, but unfortunately gets his gigantic testicle stuck on the first hurdle causing him to fall over. Due to the high friction of the top of the hurdle he busts a fat gluten free nut all over the track, making all the runners behind him slip on it. All the persons falling in the cum then directly achieves a new sexual disease giving them an extra testicle which after only 5 seconds after blows up making them give birth to some typ of dinosaur with 0.58 arms and half an leg, but with an massive penis. The dinosaur then starts to eat the person who gave birth to them and suddenly it's as big as a city, this will end in the dinosaur eating everything in the world and being the last organism ever on the earth before the dinosaur blows up covering the earth in explosive and flammable cum, that sadly ends what we call the earth.
by Dirtycreator1337 October 5, 2022
I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet wastin' time. Gotta get in touch with my real feelings and creativity. I feel a poem coming on... oh maybe some interpretive dance.
by Andrew Stone August 10, 2007