1. German for "One Stone".

2. The last name of the most brilliant man of the 20th century.
1. Ich habe eine Stein. (What I wanted to say was 'Ich habe ein Stein' but German grammar says that 'Stein' is feminine.)

2. Hey Bill, you ever heard of THE MAN called on the streets as Einstein, yo?
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Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot grasp the obvious.
Its a NEWSPAPER, Einstein!!!!
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The Einstein is a small gap or crevice in someone's hair. Its a bit like the part of a slot machine where you insert a coin.

The Einstein reveals the shiny, unpleasant forehead, and should always be fixed immediately.
"Ah Jason, I see you have an Einstein going on there."

"You should probably fix that Einstein there champ."
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A small crevice or gap in someone's fringe. Often an unpleasant looking thing, starts at the side of the forehead.
"Oh look Jason has an Einstein."

"You should really fix that Einstein."
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When one has their fringe pushed to the side, revealing their shiny, greasy forehead.
"Oh hey, look, Josh has an Einstein."

"Get rid of that Einstein."
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That girl is an Einstein.

That girl gives a wicked Einstein.

(Einstein had great head. Girl gives great head.)
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A girl that gives great "brain" or in other words, knows how to suck a dick.
Lil Wayne-- "Einstein... her head is the greatest."
Joe: Dude im tellin you, shes like Einstein
Burt: How do you know what kinda grades she gets?
Joe: No dumbass, she made me cum in like 10 minutes last night when she was giving me brain!
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