1) Something that parental and governmental fuck-tards would like you to believe holds up the world and fills it with rainbows and sunshine, but in fact just fills your mind with crap and your limited time on Earth with compulsory busywork. Straight-edged brainwash victims in AP classes also want you to buy this shit.

2) These twatfaces will argue that people rebelling against such an oppressive way of life must be really stupid. These are usually the same scumbuckets who can't appreciate good music and spit upon everything that it stands for. What's that? Why, it's the stench of hypocrisy.
Straight-edged kid: A good education is the foundation of a well-balanced, successful life.

Me: Great. Then go calculate the radius of your asshole.
by Unregistered December 26, 2005
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WORK WORK WORK 'till ya die.
Bloody economics these days.

Life is based on money, first you must get education, find and get a job that earns lots of money, reproduce maybe, get some pleasure along the way, help the fucking society grow.
And if you can't deal with it, you don't get too far until you commit suicide.
by Kirsty06 August 24, 2007
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A way to keep children busy and to deprive them of a childhood
Why the heck to i have to have an education?
by pri August 24, 2004
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I staggered towards the oasis in the desert, but it turned out to be an education, and i died of thirst.
by ^__^ May 4, 2003
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The mental torture you're forced and blackmailed to go through in almost every period of your fucking life.
by Al_000 April 26, 2023
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Something that schooling gets in the way of.
Don't let your schooling get in the way of a good education
by ChildStar October 12, 2005
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Not something you can easily get here in the good 'ol USA.
We can't get a proper education here in the U.S. because all of the schools are grossly underfunded, the teachers underpaid, and everything we're taught nothing but lies painted rose.
by DarkMillennia August 24, 2003
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